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Exes. We’ve all got ’em. And love them or hate them, it’s great to know we can all joke about them. So, let’s get this funny show on the road. Here are some great ex tweets.
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Saw my ex working at McDonalds and she spit in my drink, acting like I’d be disgusted LMAOOO bitch I ate your ass this aint nothing bon appetite
— edwin (@EdwinBound) January 3, 2018
18.
It’s funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
— name cannot be blank (@11111234567890a) February 22, 2016
17.
*does the bare minimum*
wow i would hate to be my ex
— punk (@nueports) January 5, 2018
16.
When you wish your ex happy birthday on the wrong day so she’s knows you’ve moved on but not moved on moved on pic.twitter.com/zwMgjnClwV
— Whiskered (@DrChubbyy) November 13, 2016
15.
Texted my ex and told him to be safe… They really out here shooting clowns smh
— NIKK.🍑 (@therealnikk_) October 4, 2016
14.
my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) May 22, 2013
13.
When you see Mariah Carey is charging her ex an inconvenience fee for $50 mil and you start thinking of how inconvenient all your ex’s were. pic.twitter.com/fch2LAvvhz
— OhImaDoThatAnyways,ImaDoThatAnywayCauseThatsHowIAm (@_xoxomari_) October 29, 2016
12.
Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon
— Aaaaaaaaaaahhh!!! (@MrPhetz) December 4, 2011
11.
U ever wore some unnecessary shit 2 ur ex house, just 2 pick up ur last few things
1pm: “Im Just Here To Get My Shit” pic.twitter.com/oCWylue71v— FaShion Ma’ja (@FaShionMaja) March 18, 2015
10.
and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about…MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN’T SEE YOU THERE
— Bryan (@CopBroughtPizza) March 21, 2016
9.
All I’m saying is, I’ve never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 24, 2013
8.
WHO IS MY EX-GIRLFRIEND pic.twitter.com/XsR838zFIF
— chet porter (@chetporter) June 10, 2014
7.
This is still the most accurate “girls before and after a breakup” pic pic.twitter.com/eBgYb52tE1
— Maya Harper (@Mayaa_harperr) November 16, 2015
6.
My exes are at their weekly meeting all like “ok are we still all liking her pics? What about texting her ‘hey’ at 3am?” (they all nod)
— Helena Bottom-Farter (@solikebasically) July 9, 2014
5.
It’s so cold out I’m calling my ex just to get in a heated conversation.
— Kevin O’Neill (@KevinBuffalo) January 4, 2018
4.
Y’all be careful in this snow I almost slid back to my ex
— MJ (@MariahDeLeon10) December 31, 2017
3.
my ex really gonna call me saying “bring your dumbass outside” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO anyways y’all ima take my dumbass outside
— back on my bullshit (@araslanian_) December 31, 2017
2.
Always be yourself…
Unless you run into one of your exes…
Then… Be a WAY more successful version of yourself…
— Will Rodgers (@WilliamRodgers) June 4, 2015
1.
when aliens abduct ur ex pic.twitter.com/Eft0sTsG58
— Kap (@Mudkap) February 1, 2015