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21 Wonderfully Savage Responses To An Ex Text That Should Probably Be Framed

Exes are like cockroaches, they creep out from the trash to wreak havoc on your life and they take forever to get rid of. Ugh.

Sometimes the only true way to exterminate a previous significant other from your life is to savagely shut them down when they hit you with that 2 am ‘I miss you’ text. At least, that’s what these people did and we’re pretty sure their exes won’t be back anytime soon.

1. This person who’s clearly busy:

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2. This person who’s working their revenge bod:

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3. This excellent use of Ariana Grande lyrics:

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4. This quick shut down:

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5. This clever AF response:

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6. This religious offering:

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7. This person who won’t be fooled twice:

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8. This subscription getting canceled:

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9. This brutal dating advice:

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10. This person whose momma didn’t raise no fool:

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11. This person who didn’t waist anytime:

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12. This wonderful automated shut down:

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13. A great answer to a stupid question:

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14. This burn that will be needing a lot of ice:

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15. This is the truest statement of them all:

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16. Just when we thought One Republic was no longer relevant:

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17. These parts that are officially closed to exes:

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18. The best possible use of a Simon Cowell gif:

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19. This person who’s not messing around, not even a little:

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20. This garbage person you keep seeing everywhere:

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21. And this utterly amazing pun:

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