Emily Burns
Those of us who identify as socially awkward human beings are well acquainted with the feeling of utter humiliation. Whether it’s in front of friends or strangers, we always happen to find a way to completely mortify ourselves in public.
These are just a few examples of people who experienced the most awkward moments of their lives and actually lived to talk about it. We guarantee it’ll make you feel better about whatever weird crap you’ve done.
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Tbt to Halloween when I dressed as the babadook but my friend’s house had more of a grown ups drinking wine vibe pic.twitter.com/PoGKUFeLLw
— Katie Dippold (@katiedippold) June 30, 2016
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I accidentally put gravy in the waffle maker instead of waffle batter. Hotel staff was pissed. I can never come here again.
— Tyler Townsend (@tylerpt23) March 13, 2017
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Just tried a coat on in TK Maxx. It was the coat of a customer trying on another coat. I can never leave the house again.
— David Payne (@littlechief1982) November 19, 2016
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Just bumped into a mannequin & said “sorry”. Then said “Oh I thought you were a person”. Then realized I was still talking to a mannequin.
— AJ (@TheAJMendez) January 24, 2013
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one time i saw a cute girl so i tied a balloon to her so i could find her later when i was brave enough to say hi pic.twitter.com/umfbmEVtZe
— abdul (@Advil) February 27, 2016
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PREGNANT CASHIER: Have a great day
ME: Thanks, have a great baby
— Qwerty Jones (@QwertyJones3) July 31, 2016
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“I think this chlorine is healing my anal fissure.” – Things not to say in a swimming pool. Apparently.
— Summer of Benny (@summerofbenny) July 21, 2012
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well I’m never using tinder again pic.twitter.com/Sj0tUknUGq
— sophie (@hxelprincess) February 4, 2017
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MY DENTIST ASKED HIS ASSISTANT TO SUCTION (THE WATER OUT OF MY MOUTH)BUT I THOUGHT HE WAS TALKING TO ME SO I SUCKED HIS FINGER. IM MORTIFIED
— Sarah Lyons (@sarbeaaaar) January 3, 2017
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I just sent a boy a nude and he responded “strong effort” I am going to end it all
— Tinder District (@tinderdistrict) November 25, 2018
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*at a restaurant*
Don’t be awkward, don’t be awkward
Waitress: how’s the food?
Me: yes— Chuck U. Farley (@dreadnaught420) November 18, 2015
12.
so awkward when you meet someone you’ve stalked and don’t know whether to play it cool or ask if their dad enjoyed paris in 2011
— ty (@taylor__chapman) October 29, 2015
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happy holidays only to emma from teen jeopardy who didn’t know how to dab pic.twitter.com/0mSt9D5taS
— Rachel Taenzler (@racheltaenzler) November 25, 2018
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Once when I was five, I asked for a just mayonnaise sandwich at a friend’s house and his mom called my mom to ask if I was okay up there
— Kibblesmith ☃️ (@kibblesmith) May 22, 2016