Emily Burns
11. Being the tough mom isn’t always easy, but it is entertaining.
12. Sometimes the car is the only place you get to be alone.
13. You do whatever it takes to have 5 seconds of peace.
14. And bedtime is your favorite time.
15. Sending the kids to Grandma’s is a short-lived freedom.
16. Kids today will never understand.
17. It’s important to teach your kids that parents make “mistakes” too.
18. They might not listen, but damnit they will wear sunscreen.
19. It only takes fooling mommy once.
20. Parents put up with plenty of mocking.
