Masha
Twitter user @I’mNotJohnTucker brought up a good point…
I thought he was gonna be fun and play along 🙁 if you’re gonna be a creep why not be a clever one
— me ➡️ decadence az (@ImNotJohnTucker) November 27, 2017
Which she proceeded to brilliantly demonstrate:
“I’m tryna explore the layers of your onion, girl” would have been my choice of response
— me ➡️ decadence az (@ImNotJohnTucker) November 27, 2017
A series of Shrek jokes ensued:
@sophieeatherton you x pic.twitter.com/a0vu0w1VgC
— Violet (@violetalikhani) November 27, 2017
— Lucy (@LucyRoss94) November 28, 2017
To be honest, dude missed out on a fabulous Shrexting opportunity. Some examples, for next time: “This is the part where you run away,” “In the morning, I’m making waffles”, or “Can I stay with you?”