*3-5 seconds* is merely a suggestion. Take all the time that you need.
1. This isn’t a baby with an old face.
2. Nope, this woman is not a giant. And, he’s so not touching her butt.
3. This guy isn’t staring at the cameraman.
4. She doesn’t have very, weird skinny legs.
5. This is not an imaginary car, just a bumper on the street.
6. Nope, this guy isn’t touching her shoulder.
7. This cat is not brolic, he just has a sock on his back.
8. This kid is not flexing, just asking you to try him.
9. Nope, these aren’t 4 bald guys.
10. This is not one long, long cow.
11. The sun is not giving this guy a shoulder* rub.
12. This guy didn’t pee his pants.
13. It’s a cat, not a bird.
14. Don’t worry, his hand isn’t down his friend’s pants.
15. This room is huge.
16. The chair isn’t broken.
17. These are two separate dogs.
18. This woman does not have a dog bottom.
19. These are a flight of stairs.
20. This dog does not have uber scary teeth.
21. This man does not have a baby arm.