Jason Mustian
Every marriage is different. Nobody knows what goes on between two people behind closed doors, no matter how much they believe they know.
Yet somehow, all marriages are also the same in a lot of ways. The players might be different, and the particular day-to-day problems, but the current that runs through the River of Marriage is a singular one. And these marriage memes might understand that current.
After enough time has passed, the fireworks die down, and “real life” kicks in. Love itself is expressed in different ways; rather than flowers and dinner dates and fancy gifts, love becomes packing your SO a lunch for work, making dinner and doing the dishes because they’ve had a hard day, or plucking their gnarly ear hairs.
Anyway, here are 50 funny marriage memes that get you and your SO—better than you or your therapist, even.
Don’t forget to check out our other recent collections of funny marriage memes, here and here.
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95% of any Home Depot trip is spent trying to find my husband again.
— Elizabeth Hackett (@LizHackett) October 28, 2017
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I feel like if I use my demon voice then it’s ok to interrupt the scary movie my husband is watching to ask him if he wants nachos.
— Wendy (@_wendyb07) November 6, 2017
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I’m gonna need my husband to hurry up and finish his story so I can tell the same story but, like, a lot better.
— Mommy Owl (@Lhlodder) December 3, 2017
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H: why is the heat turned up so high in here?
Me: so I can sleep with a fan on.— she’s unfiltered (@MommaUnfiltered) December 1, 2017
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A marriage built on respect and trust can survive anything. Except losing twice as much weight on a diet than your wife, apparently.
— Kent Graham (@KentWGraham) December 4, 2017
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Protip: If your wife asks you “How lazy can you be?” it’s a rhetorical question.
— Boyd’s Backyard™ (@TheBoydP) December 3, 2017
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[IKEA]
*wife wonders where I am*
*hears glass break*
*knows where I am*— Josh (@iwearaonesie) November 20, 2017
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My husband almost threw away a package of cookies because they were crumbled so now we have to go marriage counseling. I just hope it’s not too late.
— Judy❤️’s🍪 (@jnapsalot) November 19, 2017
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Husband is currently mad at me because I can’t show him how to do something that I don’t even know how to do.
Yay marriage.
— Kris (@Miss_Kris85) November 30, 2017
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Husband: We should go to Costco.
Me [still in pajamas]: So I should change?
H: I said Costco, not Walmart.
Me:*puts on nicer pajamas*
— EricaTriesToTweet (@EricaWhoToYou) July 1, 2017
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I didn’t even know it was possible to argue about a topic you agree on until I got married.
— not the WORST mom 🤔 (@nottheworstmom) November 28, 2017
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I don’t know which is worse
1) My wife whistled for me to come downstairs
2) I did it— Robert Knop (@FatherWithTwins) November 28, 2017
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