Masha
Exes. We’ve all got ’em. And love them or hate them, it’s still fun to laugh about them. So, without further ado…
29.
today I saw my ex so I quickly picked up my phone & shouted HELLO, BEYONCE? BEYONCE FROM THE HIT MUSICAL GROUP DESTINY'S CHILD? then I ran
— Mary Charlene (@IamEnidColeslaw) October 29, 2013
28.
When breaking up with your first boyfriend/girlfriend, it helps to say "you'll always be the answer to my online banking security question."
— Danny Ricker (@dannyricker) September 30, 2011
27.
im your DJ for the night and this next one goes out to all my ex gfs: please help me what is my Netflix password i got logged out
— Cool Eric (@OBiiieeee) May 27, 2015
26.
One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again pic.twitter.com/275VRQZgHo
— Andy Rose (@andyyrose___) July 24, 2017
25.
Order of acceptable breakup methods from worst to best:
Text
Call
In person
Written on a sheet cake— Alison Leiby (@AlisonLeiby) June 25, 2015
24.
Oh great. My ex just walked into this restaurant where I'm sitting eating french fries alone. Sending this tweet so it looks like I'm busy.
— Brett Ryland (@brettryland) June 1, 2015
23.
I love restaurants with iPads I have all my receipts texted to my ex. Thats right Jen you missed out on a ton of pizza. hope the babies cool
— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) March 10, 2016
22.
I tried to swipe a crumb off my phone and accidentally liked all 240 pictures of my ex girlfriend’s trip to Maui with Roger
— vineyille (@vineyille) March 6, 2016