30 Tweets About First Dates So Bad It’s Amazing Anyone Falls In Love
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The guy said he forgot his wallet at home, so I paid. Then he said I tipped too much, so he took some of the tip for himself.?? https://t.co/nXGYmLsxeE
— SOL KERZNER (@__Qaqamba) August 26, 2018
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went to see a movie w a dude who was 21 I think, when I was 16. 2 separate times he looks me dead in the eyes and says “u have very nice teeth” and it really unsettled me and i never spoke to him again ? https://t.co/CDfXxcCw0o
— mordenkaizer ☆ (@vadereloha) August 28, 2018
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He insisted on taking me to a fancy restaurant in the city, I told him no because it was too expensive and I needed to save my money because I was going to Asia the next week. He said it would be on him. When the bill comes all of his cards get declined and I had to pay (1/2) https://t.co/6CK08OMbZj
— mid chunky salsa (@Ceciliaax) August 29, 2018
He swore up and down he was going to venmo me because he knew I needed it. I never got my money, I guess he needed it more because shortly after, he got his ex pregnant
— mid chunky salsa (@Ceciliaax) August 29, 2018
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) December 20, 2018
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I went on a date with a guy who took my picture without me knowing then posted the picture letting everyone know I was his new girlfriend on his facebook meme page https://t.co/67CvOgLsIg
— Emma (@EmmaLuCr) August 29, 2018
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Took me to a beer garden, asked if I liked cider then proceeded to unload a can from one of his socks for me, and another for himself https://t.co/mdbep5BQ7S
— Kiss Me Kate (@KatieBurnett) August 29, 2018
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I went to meet up with my boyfriend when he came home on leave. Before that I’d been out with my family at this sketchy pizza place that made my stomach feel weird.
We had 10 minutes together before I threw up in my bathroom… and missed the toilet.. https://t.co/rItVHhmWiz
— TreNesha (@QueenOfTheMM) August 29, 2018
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I went out with a guy who started the date by telling me he hated the office and ended the date offering me cocaine. https://t.co/C1iLhP83lz
— Don’t forget to go when you leave. (@likeagoodNEEbor) August 29, 2018
14.
We went to see Miami Vice in theaters. He spent the whole movie ranting about how inaccurate the guns were. https://t.co/xdAnOQm9TX
— Sofonisbe ? (@Sofonisbe) August 29, 2018
13.
him and his friend picked me up in a huge truck (friend was driving), the driver asked me if i wanted to do shots with him, went 110km/hr while chain smoking cigarettes, they stopped to steal a bike, and told me about the time they did an armed robbery on a weed dispensary
— spooky yellow (@yuliareingold) August 24, 2018
12.
Worst pre-date: asked me if I liked heels and when I said yes, asked if I would wear them to our date along with high waisted jeans, full face of makeup, and lipgloss like “he likes”. And followed up with “are you gonna look good for me?” and let me “feel you up a little”. ?
— King Nina (@SkyLikeSin) August 24, 2018
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Went on a date to see Mariah Carey w a dude who talked the entire time and tried to scam better seats he didn’t pay for. On the way to the car, he dumped a bunch of trash on the ground and proceeded to pee on it. Worst date in my entire life!
— Adrienne (@OK_Adrienne) August 24, 2018