Lex
Let’s face it, we’re all kind of hot messes. Our lives are so overwhelming and busy that we have no choice but to kind of get by–while looking like we are struggling so goddamn much that we have no idea how we’re even getting by.
Whoever told us it was a good idea to try and speed up life/childhood and hid adulthood–tell them I’m looking for them and I want to have a word with them.
1.
me whispering into my green tea after taking one sip: ʸᵒᵘ ᵇᵉᵗᵗᵉʳ ᶠᶦˣ ᵐʸ ᵉⁿᵗᶦʳᵉ ˡᶦᶠᵉ ʸᵒᵘ ᵍʳᵒˢˢ ᵇᶦᵗᶜʰ.. ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᶦ ᵇᵉᵍ
— IN(DIE) (@INDIEWASHERE) November 13, 2017
2.
me: it’s so hard to fall asleep tonight! I wonder if it’s that iced coffee I had at 6pm?
the iced coffee I had at 6pm: pic.twitter.com/XeCpYVp7BP
— nicole boyce (@nicolewboyce) September 18, 2018
3.
Me, paying off my credit card while still using it regularly pic.twitter.com/Tz7RVruulK
— Son of Isaac (@mensahmusa) October 24, 2018
4.
Me looking at the mf that honked at my mom pic.twitter.com/H6MfYmtbh2
— brendan (@brendandagawd) October 4, 2018
5.
Name a better feeling than waking up in the middle of the night and thinking to yourself “please don’t be 6 am” and then when you look at the clock you realize that it’s only 2:34 am and you still have like 4 hours to sleep!!!!!
— Maghan Cooley (@MaghanCooley) September 27, 2018
6.
Once again in my quest to not eat sugar I have eaten Too Much Cheese
— Sophia Benoit (@1followernodad) September 25, 2018
7.
Weekends as an adult really suck.
Friday: you work until 5 and you’re too tired to do anything.
Saturday: you want to chill but you have to run errands or be productive.
Sunday: you’re mad all day because it’s already almost Monday.
— Blackniss Everdeen™ (@RockyTopKeith) July 24, 2018
8.
well, well, well, if it isn’t the consequences of my own actions
— Donnie Snarko (@geraldinreverse) September 29, 2018
9.
me: drinks coffee, drinks alcohol, eats half a pizza with cheesy garlic bread
stomach: hurts
me: it is a mystery
— Samantha Tomaszewski (@managewski) August 21, 2018
10.
me looking at myself in the mirror after putting on the outfit that looked so good on me in my head pic.twitter.com/aAGYE2H4ns
— isabel ˚♡✧ (@losergirl43) April 28, 2018