16. I had a lovely evening. But this wasn’t it.
17. Your breath smells like a wet flip-flop.
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) December 27, 2018
18. Everyone who has ever loved you was wrong.
19. I don’t have the time or the crayons to explain this to you.
20. You are one of those babies that should have been swallowed.
21. The world has one too many of you.
22. You do realize people only tolerate you.
23. Maybe the grass is greener because you’re not over there messing it up.
24. If you had two more legs, you still wouldn’t be smart enough to find work as a table.
25. Bless your heart.
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