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11. And, you hate going to crowded parties because—gross.
12. You’d rather drop dead than ride the subway during rush hour.
13. So your Uber bill is high as f**k.
14. You have no idea how to comfort people because…hugging? Pass.
15. You don’t know how many more times you need to explain to people that you just don’t. want. to. be. touched.
