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Getting married is no small thing.
You are literally going to be bound with this person for the rest of your life. (Unless you get a divorce.) So you should know everything about this person before you seal the knot.
While many people think they know everything, that is not entirely true, hence the increasing divorce rates. This girl, however, dodged a massive bullet with this one. Because as it turns out, Her fiance was not at all what he was cracked up to be.
So scroll on below and take a look. And let me warn you that this is going to be a crazy rollercoaster ride.
Source: Twitter
It all started when her friend tweeted about the last 24hrs of her friend.
Y’all. I have been having the most ridiculous 24 hours. Friend wants to keep the drama off twitter, but is okay with me saying this:
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 17, 2017
Oh, starting off with a bang, are we?
She caught her fiance in bed with one of her bridesmaids last night. They were supposed to be getting married today.
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 17, 2017
Well, at least you’re still partying.
It was going to be a low-key backyard wedding. We’re still doing the potluck & party. He’s not welcome. Locks changed, etc.
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 17, 2017
It is a good thing that she has a friend like you.
I took her to the ranch overnight (got to fix my computer this morning as a result!) & we’re back in Austin. Swung by my house for supplies
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 17, 2017
The 2nd bridesmaid definitely deserves some revenge.
She’s angry as hell. No tears yet. I was a bridesmaid and there was a third; 3rd and bride and I are plotting.
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 17, 2017
Damn, why ruin the dress though?
Quick update: potluck was fun, his crap is cleared out, and now we are dancing to a good DJ and shooting paintballs at her dress. A+
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
I’m going to remember this one.
update: Everyone is now calling them “painballs” and I just can’t
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
Wait, what? When did that happen?
HOLY SHIT SHITTY BRIDESMAID/SECRET GIRLFRIEND AND THE EX ARE IN LAS VEGAS WHAT IS GOING ON
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
I literally have no idea.
SHE’S LIVESTREAMING THEM GETTING MARRIED WHAT EVEN IS GOING ON HOW IS THIS EVEN HAPPENING
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
Laughing, really?
everyone here is screaming and gathered around an ipad
the bride is on the grass crying with laughter
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
Well, she certainly did dodge a huge bullet.
she managed to choke out “I didn’t dodge a bullet; I dodged a fucking atomic bomb” oh my gods this is just
what is happening
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
Real honeymoon? Oh really?
Shitty Bridesmaid is boasting how they’re going on a REAL honeymoon. We *were* taking bets on whether it would be a tacky resort in Mexico
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
That is exactly what he deserves.
or a cliche trip to Paris, but the Bride announced that he’s not leaving the country; she’s got his passport ???
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
She probably will.
We are now taking bets on whether she’s going to livestream the wedding night.
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
He certainly deserves that.
Oh btw Ex and Bride had a shared bank account for their honeymoon (they were planning on Scotland in late autumn). She drained & closed it
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
No Netflix and chill for him!
while waiting for me to pick her up last night. She’s changed the passwords on all her accounts (including her Netflix, ofc).
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
He doesn’t get to be angry.
Dude just angrily texted her b/c he’s realized the money is gone
(she’s left Cohort Bridesmaid in charge of her phone)
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
She is a fortunate person to have all of you.
I’m so, so glad she decided to go ahead with the potluck. Imagine if she’d been here alone or with just a couple of us instead of 30+ people
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
And she deserves some rest after this day.
We’re all here, fiercely loving on her and supporting her. It’s been a hell of a day.
— ?? PUERTO RICO NEEDS HELP – Starlight Witch ?? (@starlightgeek) June 18, 2017
All this will probably hit her when she is alone, and all her friends are gone. But it is still great to see that her family and friends were there for her.
This article was originally published on RearFront.