Mickaella Mori
Mister not so smooth:
Engaged to be married, have been together almost two years, and he STILL can’t look at my butt without me noticing.
Subtle…:
not really “sneaky” but whenever i ask my bf a question, if he replies with “what” before answering, i know his answer will be disappointing lol.
“did you remember to pick up xyz?” “what?” “so, that’s a no…”
Don’t think you’re slick:
Asking seemingly innocuous questions about our boyfriends to see if we even have boyfriends.
Example; I’m learning Spanish. Every guy at work; “oh does your boyfriend speak Spanish?”
Literally just ask me if I’m in a relationship, you doofuses.
UM…PASS:
“Accidentally” brushing a finger across the butthole. Am married now, but I can remember a few guys who thought they were pretty sneaky.
That’s just dumb:
Faking interest in something you’re interested in, and hoping that sex will fall out if they agree with you enough.