If You Can Watch This Viral Dildo Prank Video Less Than 50 Times, Congratulations, You’re Mature

I’ll tell you right off the bat I watched this over 100 times. It’s mesmerizing, like some kind of x-rated Quidditch. And what exactly is the lady doing at the end? Is she actually trying to stop this masterpiece from being documented, or maybe she is simply claiming the dildo as her own?

It’s videos like these that keep me coming back to the internet even though I’ve been burned so many times before. A simple video with no message other than it’s silly and hilarious. Everyone wins.

https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1082347353875599360

How many times did you watch that? Be honest. And if it so happens this video wasn’t enough for you in it of itself, there’s also a story behind it.

This is the way to go with a senior prank. Funny, timeless, and no one got hurt. Plus the guy trying to get it off the wall is really what makes this amazing. His technique could use some work though.

Like most viral tweets, it’s not just the original post that’s amazing, it’s also the comments thread. I’ll just leave these here.

https://twitter.com/nickgrail/status/1082673081754284033

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome