Mike
I’ll tell you right off the bat I watched this over 100 times. It’s mesmerizing, like some kind of x-rated Quidditch. And what exactly is the lady doing at the end? Is she actually trying to stop this masterpiece from being documented, or maybe she is simply claiming the dildo as her own?
It’s videos like these that keep me coming back to the internet even though I’ve been burned so many times before. A simple video with no message other than it’s silly and hilarious. Everyone wins.
https://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1082347353875599360
How many times did you watch that? Be honest. And if it so happens this video wasn’t enough for you in it of itself, there’s also a story behind it.
Story behind the case of the long wall dong.https://t.co/xLO23CMEJp
— Klara (@klara_sjo) January 9, 2019
This is the way to go with a senior prank. Funny, timeless, and no one got hurt. Plus the guy trying to get it off the wall is really what makes this amazing. His technique could use some work though.
We all know if you want to knock a cock off the wall you have to go for the balls, his technique is all wrong.
— Klara (@klara_sjo) January 9, 2019
Like most viral tweets, it’s not just the original post that’s amazing, it’s also the comments thread. I’ll just leave these here.
That's a strange piñata
— psybreeze (@psybreeze) January 7, 2019
Peeñata
— 𝚗𝚒𝚌𝚔 (@nickgrail) January 8, 2019