37 Tweets For People Who List ‘Eating’ As One Of Their Hobbies

Are you the type of person who gets excited about meals scheduled in the distant future? The type of person who has their final death row meal all buttoned up? The sort of individual who could never be in a relationship with a person who doesn’t enjoy food as much as you do, simply because the amount of joy it brings you may be slightly embarrassing?

If so, you’ve come to the right place.

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https://twitter.com/benoobrown/status/1079698851248988160

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Being an adult is eating the crust not because you like it, but because you paid for it.

— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) December 30, 2018

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https://twitter.com/gunsblazinjsn/status/1079509146637139968

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ranch is by far the best/most underrated condiment out there.
hear me out:

pizza?
RANCH

wings?
RANCH

salad?
RANCH

chicken nuggets?
RANCH

carrots?
RANCH

wraps?
RANCH

— danielle lomastro (@dmlomaa) December 31, 2018

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https://twitter.com/ablsaint/status/1080946385049079811

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https://twitter.com/AshleyGriffo_/status/1078605432606941184

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https://twitter.com/SeanLowe09/status/1080927250667765761

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https://twitter.com/activepuppie/status/1078975258432925697

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https://twitter.com/roxiqt/status/1081690768949923840

10.

https://twitter.com/machinegunkelly/status/1079595267018510337

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https://twitter.com/EmrgencyKittens/status/1079112573667164167

12.

https://twitter.com/alexuuussss/status/1078453051478999040

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https://twitter.com/_notoriousliyah/status/1080596296719888385

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https://twitter.com/sosadtoday/status/1081425152175353857

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https://twitter.com/emmajthatcher/status/1080174916266323969

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https://twitter.com/BethMooreLPM/status/1081327141193740288

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https://twitter.com/all_in_yo_girl/status/1081575817078063106

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https://twitter.com/LARRAYXO/status/1079552540642066432

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https://twitter.com/itschrissybaeb/status/1078820916283486210

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https://twitter.com/milkygoddess/status/1079576350891986944

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https://twitter.com/ZoeMcglade/status/1080607566487568385

22.

https://twitter.com/harimaaa__/status/1080146341572038656

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https://twitter.com/brokeangeI/status/1080392166739009536

24.

I want a hot body but I also want to eat tamales

— Alannized (@Alannized) December 29, 2018

25.

I left my car unlocked for 10 minutes to go tanning and someone stole my KFC. They left my wallet…but stole my chicken…

— Lyndi Rose (@_lyndi_) January 4, 2019

26.

https://twitter.com/EastonHerring/status/1079301458858778624

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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 9, 2019

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My favorite part of going out to eat is acting like I’ve never met food before. Bread?? Complimentary? On my table?! How exotic. How fucking foreign. Brëd? Bręæd? Is that Latin? Nice to meet you.

— ditch pony (@molly7anne) December 28, 2018

28.

https://twitter.com/Eirizu/status/1079385020911894528

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https://twitter.com/PushupSensei/status/1080269092886593537

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https://twitter.com/JonathanJoly/status/1081682951232983042

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At what point do you stop using “it’s the holidays” as an excuse to keep eating?

— Hailee Steinfeld (@HaileeSteinfeld) December 28, 2018

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https://twitter.com/hsalF_esreveR/status/1081001844506275840

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When your order number is 59 & they just called 43 pic.twitter.com/RYbhwBfOd1

— Charles J. Moore (@charles270) January 4, 2019

34.

https://twitter.com/anuscosgrove/status/1078445792166334469

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https://twitter.com/alezander/status/1081263293371535362

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https://twitter.com/EMlLYANNETTE/status/1079495280712732672

37.

https://twitter.com/DukeOfZamunda/status/1079642984348475392

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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 8, 2019