Masha
Jokes are offensive sometimes. But you can’t really get mad if you’re the butt of the joke it happens to be indisputably true. You sort of have no option but to just…laugh along, and say to yourself: “Ouch. But fair.”
1. This savage birthing stat:
2. This library organization:
https://twitter.com/Carpenter3Jeff/status/1070483621260247041
3. This unfortunate truth:
4. This stubborn refusal:
5. This inevitable impatience:
6. This compliment:
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 9, 2019
7. This Harry Potter observation:
8. This John Legend burn:
9. And this Justin Bieber one:
10. This ocean fact:
https://twitter.com/emmabetsinger/status/1015743366276042752
11. This list of contributions:
12. This Jimmy Fallon description:
13. This high school hair:
https://twitter.com/skinnyhyung/status/1079289405477539840
14. And this high school bitterness:
people from high school get so bitter when you unfollow them on social media like sorry stacy i haven’t talked to you in 2 yrs and don’t really care to see how you’ve evolved from a bitch to a bitch who works for a pyramid scheme
— l¡v (@hrydtj) December 27, 2018
15. This accuracy concerning Megans:
https://twitter.com/squidslippers/status/1078388756887957504
16. This CBD obsession:
me: my grandpa died
guy who takes cbd: he should try cbd oil. works so good for me i swear by it. u can vape it or even eat it like in edible form
me: he’s dead
— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) December 26, 2018
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 9, 2019
17. This racial quote:
https://twitter.com/FungeonMaster1/status/1075891181337395201
18. This hard truth:
19. This accurate response:
Haircuts? pic.twitter.com/Vj0xkN1tYc
— James Wrighton (@JamesWrighton) December 14, 2018
20. And this one:
21. This uplifting info:
My friend just ended a relationship and is having doubts saying things like, “But where am I going to find another guy as obsessed with Star Wars and dogs as me?” And I’m trying so hard to be sympathetic but like, girl, anywhere.
— GL (@gldivittorio) December 26, 2018
22. This Drake drag:
23. And this McDonald’s one:
24. This state motto:
25. And finally, this ubiquitous opinion:
literally anything: *is widely loved by women*
straight men: this is the worst thing of all time— ᶜᵒⁿˢᵗᵃⁿᵗⁱⁿᵉ (@greenIight) December 18, 2018
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 8, 2019