Mike
No one has better tweets than Twitter. I know that seems like a silly thing to say, but these days you see funny tweets popping up on all of the other social media platforms too. However, if you want to find the good stuff, I find it’s best to go right to the source.
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https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1084660723119202304
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https://twitter.com/cottoncandaddy/status/1027798183617822720
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https://twitter.com/caitlinsiviterx/status/1083508342390226944
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I just remembered the time I was dating a British man and I was annoyed at him about something so I deliberately made my tea in the microwave while staring him right in the eyes
— Alisha Rai (@AlishaRai) January 9, 2019
5.
my apartment's pest control guy always refers to Richie (my cat) as a "fellow industry professional"
— steak (@stellmoney) January 10, 2019
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There was once a girl in my high school who filled a Dunkin’ Donuts cup with a Loko and got so drunk DURING SCHOOL HOURS she pissed herself in Spanish class u may think people forget the story Jackie but I can assure you they!!! do!!!! not!!!
— carolyn (@ballerguy) January 9, 2019
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Yo don’t come to NYC to chase ur dreams if u can’t walk fuckin fast son
— super star girl (@Sherissepena3) January 6, 2019
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https://twitter.com/baldboyblues/status/1082925200901951488
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when the 17th cup of coffee doesn’t give me energy and fills me with more of the same pure uncut anxiety as the first 16 cups pic.twitter.com/yrdLPRhErT
— Matt Bellassai (@MattBellassai) January 10, 2019
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https://twitter.com/MawandeCakata/status/1083001132518133762
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https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1083481725966139403
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How ironic that there are suddenly far more Marie Kondo jokes than necessary.
— david tveite (@tveite) January 9, 2019
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https://twitter.com/satanssatinson/status/1082461023397924864
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https://twitter.com/areyoushoor/status/1059901236072366080
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https://twitter.com/laa_ren/status/1082414422000390145
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Mas nakix pic.twitter.com/ibe78EyEmf
— ᴬᴸᴱˣᴵˢ (@_vlexis) January 1, 2019
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[normal life]
ive worn the same shirt everyday for a week
[packing for vacation]
hmmm. i'll prob change a few times a day so thats…32 shirts— jonny sun (@jonnysun) July 5, 2016
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https://twitter.com/visagermusic/status/1084700799186288640
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https://twitter.com/annagedstad/status/1081931776900169728
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https://twitter.com/amanda_c_rae/status/1010370440370491392
21.
https://twitter.com/_ChaChaChance/status/1082020097131196418
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https://twitter.com/sarayasin/status/1082283342383456257