Whether or not we choose to admit it, I think we all have a little pettiness inside of us. Sure, some people may revel in the petty aspects of life more than others, but who doesn’t enjoy witnessing some downright petty arguments from the sidelines with a bowl of popcorn in-hand?
For all of you out there who get off to the pettier things online, please enjoy this collection of the world’s pettiest people doing what they do best.
1. This ex changing her Netflix password:
This girl I used to go out with is still using my Netflix and that's cool. She's watching Scandal and is currently on S7E12. Series finale is S7E18. Guess who's changing her password as soon as she gets to episode 17? Yep, it's Petty Labelle.
— 🏳️🌈Quee(r)n Regina (@heyqueenregina) November 26, 2018
2. This person who purposefully destroyed some tea:
I just remembered the time I was dating a British man and I was annoyed at him about something so I deliberately made my tea in the microwave while staring him right in the eyes
— Alisha Rai (@AlishaRai) January 9, 2019
3. These passive-aggressive neighbors:
Thee funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time, my view from work pic.twitter.com/LDVsYhpVVL
— Donnell Anderson (@aggravatedman) December 5, 2018
4. This literal friend:
i was arguing with my bestfriend, and in the middle of it she took her glasses off n said “i don’t wanna see you right now”
— luis (@ShineMyGold) November 29, 2018
5. This snarky child:
My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster… pic.twitter.com/4p2Ucqh9NF
— Vic (@VictorPopeJr) March 9, 2016
6. This insanely petty roommate:
Wanna hear a new level of “being a shitty roommate”?
I asked my roommate to take the trash out, as I have been gone a week and a half.
She then proceeded to PICK THROUGH THE TRASH AND ONLY THREW OUT THINGS THAT SHE THREW AWAY.
W H A T ?!
— Leah Vasquez (@LV_Eventing) November 25, 2018
7. This fragile date:
I’m really just in disbelief that I went on a date with a guy and nicely told him I didn’t think we were compatible and he Venmo requested me for dinner, I had a damn grilled cheese 💀💀💀 pic.twitter.com/aTzs23oQAX
— Ashleigh Bradley (@ashhbradley) August 21, 2018
8. This mom who cut all her ex-best friends out of her life, literally:
Lol my mom has fought with so many of her friends that this picture is just of her w/ a bunch of no headed ladies pic.twitter.com/i1AlH3Troz
— Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) December 26, 2014
9. This person who told off a bad parker:
I've carried chalk in my car for 10 months JUST so i could do this once. Yesterday was the day pic.twitter.com/74A5VNIXJN
— 🅓🅤🅝🅚🅢 (@adunkel2016) September 29, 2016
10. This savage sister:
My sister cropped me out of her profile picture with this caption 😤😤😤 pic.twitter.com/10XKD0tYYV
— Enok Kamuanga (@enokkamuanga) December 13, 2016
11. This biblical mastermind:
my ex texted me last night and said she couldn’t sleep.. i told her to look up Isaiah 48:22 (there is no rest for the wicked) lmao leave me alone
— Frank lotion (@702Austin) July 8, 2018
12. This gut-wrenching text from an ex:
One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again pic.twitter.com/275VRQZgHo
— Andy Rose (@AndyyRogers) July 24, 2017
13. This ex who tried to take out the garbage:
my ex just snapchatted me saying “look what I found in my wallet” and it was video of him throwing a Polaroid of me in the trash…… okay JOE ur the weirdo who kept a picture of me in your wallet for a year lmao
— aleve pm (@greenbeangrrl) May 21, 2018
14. This girlfriend who wasn’t too subtle:
My uncle's girlfriend of 9 years and they have a child together posted this. I aspire to be this petty pic.twitter.com/bolOXAJwfg
— Chloe🌷 (@chlosaphine) December 27, 2017
15. These villagers who had the pettiest celebration:
This is the most passive aggressive thing i've seen in a while pic.twitter.com/fEgpCRCeKY
— Abigail Hive #桜 (@TBHer_) November 24, 2017
16. This sneaky AF coffee shop customer:
People next to me are loud and rude. They just found the perfect name for their new business.
I just bought the domain name.
— Khalil Sehnaoui (@sehnaoui) May 17, 2017
17. This ex who corrected some bad grammar:
When your ex writes you an apology letter so you grade it to send it back pic.twitter.com/MczdjcCiil
— Nick Lutz (@NickLutz12) February 17, 2017
18. This very literal brother:
I told my brother he can eat half of my grapes pic.twitter.com/ACTqO4B5Mr
— QUEEN J (@Jaaaaaymomma) May 18, 2017
19. And this disgusting, but brilliant host:
I turn hotdog water into ice cubes for guests that I don't like pic.twitter.com/YOOrBaNTaB
— Angela Brisk (@AngelaBrisk) March 9, 2018