Emily Burns
It’s that time of the week again, the time when we bring you the most hilarious tweets by the women of Twitter.
This week, our favorite funny ladies really outdid themselves. So, enjoy these original tweets on us and have an amazing weekend.
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https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/1084943140849512449
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https://twitter.com/kashanacauley/status/1085263842580418561
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Today I learned that possums and opossums are different animals and I gotta tell you, I am beyond furious
— Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) January 17, 2019
4.
How long is it useful to carb load after a super hard cardio workout? Is the answer 3 years?
— Laura Marie (@lmegordon) January 14, 2019
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i learned how to play the theme from Up on piano so when a party is just too fun i can make everyone really sad
— kelly (@kelllicopter) January 17, 2019
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baby shark has formed a 2020 exploratory committee
— Ariel Edwards-Levy (@aedwardslevy) January 14, 2019
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I hurt my neck applying mascara, so obviously I’m in the best physical shape of my life.
— Stacey (@skittle624) January 14, 2019
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I don't mean to brag, but I just did all five of my dishes IMMEDIATELY after cooking and eating. IMMEDIATELY.
— Carly Ledbetter (@ledbettercarly) January 17, 2019
9.
Ghostbusters reboot but it’s just me and a gang of friends getting revenge on men who’ve ghosted ya
— Hope Rehak (@HopeRehak) January 17, 2019
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https://twitter.com/badbitchh96/status/1085586658278469632
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— Ruin My Week (@RuinedWeek) January 18, 2019
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A woman walked into the gym wearing workout clothes & carrying a full-sized pizza box.
I think I just found my new personal trainer.
— Stephanie Ortiz (@Six_Pack_Mom) January 13, 2019
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https://twitter.com/scorpiobaby666/status/1085338946572378113
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https://twitter.com/eveewing/status/1085749847427182592
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good morning to everyone but especially the woman in 7-eleven who whispered “fill ‘er up” as she poured coke AND coffee into the same big gulp cup
— Kristen Arnett (@Kristen_Arnett) January 15, 2019
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https://twitter.com/NikkiCallowayy/status/1084952902374895618