Mike
You don’t think about it often, but most of the things we take for granted today probably had very dubious beginnings. I mean sure, lots of people ride horses. They have been for thousands of years…but who was the first person to say “I’m gonna try to climb on one of those things and go fast.” They probably looked insane. Anyway, here are some other of those times.
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https://twitter.com/itsWillyFerrell/status/453306461536669696
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First woman that gave birth to twins was prolly like “????????”
— ʜᴀᴄᴋᴀʀʏ ʙɪɴx (@chaclobro) July 25, 2018
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The first person to ever masturbate must've been like YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
— . (@ForeverRob97) October 14, 2014
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can you imagine being the first person to try caviar. just tear open a fish and eat whatever the fuck freaky beads fall out of it
— mattie lubchansky (@Lubchansky) April 20, 2015
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who was the first persom to eat a potoato. who looked at it adn thougt "im gona eat this weird rock"
— jonny sun (@jonnysun) September 8, 2014
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https://twitter.com/mtlife101/status/749429161983377408
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https://twitter.com/StevStiffler/status/1019680792979570689
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The first person to taste 'chocolate' must have been very trusting
— Roisin Conaty (@Roisinconaty) July 31, 2014
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The first person to make popcorn must have been seriously freaking out.
— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) December 18, 2015
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The first person to ever eat a lobster must've been pretty hungry.
— Aaron Pauley (@aaronpauley) October 27, 2016
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https://twitter.com/BiIIMurray/status/429661494998216704
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The first person to walk into the battlefield with a full suit of armour must have scared the sh*t out of their enemies.
— Shower Thoughts (@ShwrThght) May 28, 2018
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the first person to use a paper towel as a lil temporary plate big snapped
— chris (@yunglame) July 23, 2018
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https://twitter.com/terrencelevell/status/1021526717347708928
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I wonder who the first person was to go “Oh hey, tobacco I’m gonna roll that shit up and smoke it”
— Josh Pieters (@joshua_pieters) March 28, 2018
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The first person to see a sunset was probably like well this ain't good.
— demiurge moore (@online_shawn) August 2, 2014
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https://twitter.com/JoeCallahan4/status/957986290217226240
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https://twitter.com/harmonysaccount/status/1024121194281357312
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https://twitter.com/SkintiteJ/status/1024799600664879104
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Who was the first person to realize the tiny difference in alligators and crocodiles? Who got close enough and was like “Ayye blood, these slick different”?
— Afro-disiac (@tevindavis20) July 26, 2018
h/t BuzzFeed