Anti-vaxxers have been in the news a lot lately, and they continue to be as ignorant as ever. There’s not really much to say about them that hasn’t been said already—their misguided paranoia about vaccines causing autism puts their kids and others at risk of contracting dangerous diseases that could easily be avoided.
Since everything that can possibly be said about them already has, let’s just go ahead and dunk on them.
antivaxxers on here defending themselves like “if my child dies that’s my opinion”— jaboukie (@jaboukie) January 30, 2019
Why is it that when the CDC says to throw out your romaine lettuce everyone takes it as gospel yet when the same agency tells you vaccines save lives they’re part of the Illuminati— Living The Life (@NewEng_DadLife) November 20, 2018
1999: Teenager sneaks outside home to drink alcohol— Dave Keenan (@PunLovinLad) February 11, 2019
2009: Teenager sneaks outside home to smoke weed
2019: Teenager sneaks outside home to get measles vaccine
Dear antivax parents,— Doc Bastard (@DocBastard) September 29, 2018
-You do not know The Truth.
-You have not discovered things Doctors Don’t Tell You.
-You have not done research.
-You are not better than everyone else.
-You are not holistic.
-You are not special.
-You are not “woke”.
What you are is wrong.
Vaccine refusal is like smoking, since your "personal health choice" puts others at risk.— Deborah Roseman (@roseperson) January 27, 2019
Actually, it's more like making your children smoke.
In a room full of other people's children.
THE PLAGUE ANTIVAXX MOMS— REAL DOCTOR (@IRLDOCTOR) February 22, 2019
And the anti vaxx memes are some of the darkest humour out there pic.twitter.com/Vvs7cgwN8l
— Tavarish (@tavarish_) February 21, 2019
anti-vaxx mom: *covers child in essential oils*— sarah (@sarahcominsky) February 26, 2019
i found it. my favorite anti-vaxx meme. pic.twitter.com/qLJKJEl2sk— kens ᵀᶜ (@kensiewills) February 22, 2019
Anti-vaxxers: “the government is hiding a cure for cancer!”— Cassie P (@AngryAmygdala) December 5, 2017
Also anti-vaxxers: “no, I don’t want a prophylaxis for liver, esophageal, anal, and cervical cancer, those have toxins.”
Someone: There is a ton of scientific evidence that vaccines are unsafe.— Jonathan Howard (@JHowardBrainMD) February 2, 2019
Me: Can you share it?
Me--> gets blocked.
The collective noun for a group of anti-vaccinators is ‘A murder of Karens” https://t.co/YtZA3HfBvT— Dusty Giebel (@DustinGiebel) February 9, 2019
I've just been informed that some people find the term "anti-vaxxer" to be offensive. From now on I will use the more technically accurate term of "child-murdering fuckwad."— Mark Sumner (@Devilstower) November 25, 2018
— Jamie Dodger (@mixtwitch) November 25, 2018
1. Vaccines do not cause autism— Voices for Vaccines (@Voices4Vaccines) August 2, 2018
2. Autism is not something to fear
3. Autistic people deserve acceptance
4. Everything we know about autism suggests it starts in the womb
5. Vaccines can't time travel to the womb#vaccineswork
— The Nights Are Fair Drawing Oot (@dgtwatter) February 15, 2019
Instead of "anti-vaxxers" we should call them "plague enthusiasts"— Dreadful E (@EvilCEOE) February 25, 2019
why are they called anti-vaxxers and not the marvelous mrs measles— blaine capatch (@blainecapatch) February 11, 2019
Mother in 1955: Thank god someone invented a way to prevent my child from dying of polio.— Doc Bastard (@DocBastard) February 15, 2019
Mother in 2019: Thank god these these healing crystals come with a matching bag.