When you hear “kids say the darndest things” your mind goes to something funny or cute, but in reality, kids say some seriously creepy stuff. Not on purpose, that’s just how their new little brains work, which is pretty creepy all in itself. Here are some examples.
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Roman just said to me "Lola is so cute. I just wanna cut off her head and carry it around with me" #creepykid #firstborn #hereallylovesher
— avgmom (@AmyReilmann) November 16, 2015
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Told my 3yo daughter to stop poking me with her pliers. Her response: "but mama, I wanna take your skin off." #creepykid #freakedout
— Tiffany Taylor (@taffymac21) January 10, 2016
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Tucking Addy into bed tonight…
Me: Goodnight sweetie, sweet dreams!
Addy: Sweet Dreams daddy! I hope you…. wake up!….đ± #creepykid pic.twitter.com/E0pjxDeFl8
— Russ More (@russdmore) May 15, 2017
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He's 8 now, but when my son was 3, he stood in front of the meat section at walmart and said "Ah, the future of us all". #momlife #creepykid
— Tiff (@QueenofGiants) September 12, 2016
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1: 'I want to be a Dr.'
2: 'Oh really, why?'
1: 'The knives…'
2: I'm sorry, what?'
1: 'To help people!'
Mhmm… #creepykid @NBCChicagoMed— Matt Sutton (@mattsbeenthere) April 23, 2016
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My daughter informed me that the "dark makes her do bad things" I'll be sleeping with ask the lights on thank you. #shitmykidssay #creepykid
— Caitlin Lyons (@cmarielyons) April 24, 2017
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This kid asked me for some skittles but I had just finished them so he stared at me like this the entire flight pic.twitter.com/Doavgl6ZX1
— Rams (6-5) Wrap the szn up (@CallMeHuss) September 3, 2015
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"This is the head store. I know where the heads are."
Young child in Hannaford's. #creepykid
— Amanda âProtect Trans Kids in Texasâ Aykanian, PhD (@aykanian) March 4, 2017
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Newest addition to the 'my kid just said the creepiest thing list' – "Hey Mommy, can I summon some demons, please?" #parenting #creepykid
— Shannon (@sflowers_) November 30, 2016
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Teagan let us know that "life flies by. But after that you can start a whole new life…IN A COFFIN." #creepykid
— Janet Brisson (@janetnedra) March 25, 2016
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Somebody didn't want to go to sleep… #creepykid #creepykids #creepy #scary #spooky #horror https://t.co/nyRAIiibj1 pic.twitter.com/a5nZ1AA8BT
— Jenny Dreadful (@MsJennyDreadful) June 12, 2016
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That creepy moment when your toddler whispers 'say your prayers'…and waits a little before finishing 'like at grandma's house!' #creepykid
— Jaqui Giltner (@gillygillyj) February 17, 2016
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When your 4yo is just silently starting out the window….. Aaand the blinds are closed #creepykid #parenting
— Brian (@belatucadros) February 20, 2016
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This little girl just walked by me outside the mall and was whispering while staring at me, "she's gonna die, she's gonna diiie." #creepykid
— Sierra Elizabeth (@Sieuuurra) November 2, 2015
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my cousin has a michael myers mask and he canât stop wearing it pic.twitter.com/kzvog7VhKA
— GIS (@GIZZZYO) February 25, 2019
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"Who's that mom?" *pointing to open air* .. "Who's what?" … *awkward grin* "Nevermind." … #CreepyKid #3yearolds
— Kari Jordan (@kszklaruk) September 4, 2015
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My 11-year old's birthday card to me. #blessed pic.twitter.com/URbZEQmmQa
— Brian Sack (@brian_sack) October 5, 2015
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6yo likes to open doors while hiding behind them and making ghost noises#readyforHalloween #momlife #creepykid
— Courtney Waller (@courtney0874) September 4, 2016
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4 yr old daughter is chasing mom saying "I am going to get flavor out of you by biting you" then she said she tastes like blood. #creepykid
— Eric Granata (@granata) June 14, 2009
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h/t BuzzFeed