Mike
As a non-catholic, all I know about Lent is it’s another chance to start up that New Year’s resolution you already quit on. Most people give up a vice they have, and the anticipation of the withdrawal really gets their creative juices flowing. Bring on the Lent jokes.
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Lent starter pack: pic.twitter.com/xnT6tciJjd
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) February 17, 2016
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I just ordered 4 boxes of Girl scout cookies which will probably arrive in the middle of Lent. #selfsabotage #catholicproblems pic.twitter.com/aUaN1ByNmd
— Fiona (@silivrenniel08) February 8, 2018
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When you realize that Lent starts this week but it feels like Christmas was only yesterday pic.twitter.com/5Mrbwca5f2
— Kaitlyn Hunter (@kaitmcallahan) February 7, 2016
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https://twitter.com/chrisjwill84/status/568042748332408832
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For Lent this year I am giving up
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) March 6, 2019
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https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1103349360430014464
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Happy #Lent! pic.twitter.com/A1VMlCpRHA
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) March 6, 2019
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https://twitter.com/meggarooooo/status/836285416575750144
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I have decided to give up poverty for Lent. Address me as a person of wealth henceforth. Be blessed
— FK. (@fkabudu) March 6, 2019
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https://twitter.com/ejr248/status/697215216015114240
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https://twitter.com/evepeyser/status/1103352801034493952
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for lent missouri needs to give up the cold weather
— brittany (@mogirlprobs) March 6, 2019
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https://twitter.com/elenaq32/status/837024392630714368
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*priest drags ashes across my upper lip*
PRIEST: [whispering] stache wednesday— erin chack (@ErinChack) March 1, 2017
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https://twitter.com/a_berg38/status/837721590506876928
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https://twitter.com/Abby_Hamilton08/status/694311553240317953
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https://twitter.com/pattymo/status/1103351915419783178
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When you're about to enjoy something, but then you remember you gave it up for Lent#CatholicProblems pic.twitter.com/bGXmeX3Qsj
— Catholic Life (@CatholicPrblm) February 25, 2015
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https://twitter.com/hosterthepeople/status/697614733386469377
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https://twitter.com/CayleyKamm/status/696075238589788160
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https://twitter.com/thegoodgodabove/status/1103359313328902144
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for lent everyone should give up
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) March 6, 2019
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https://twitter.com/carn4ge_/status/696465307595096064
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https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/713074151720947713