Mike
As a non-catholic, all I know about Lent is it’s another chance to start up that New Year’s resolution you already quit on. Most people give up a vice they have, and the anticipation of the withdrawal really gets their creative juices flowing. Bring on the Lent jokes.
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Lent starter pack: pic.twitter.com/xnT6tciJjd
— Sam Stryker (@sbstryker) February 17, 2016
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I just ordered 4 boxes of Girl scout cookies which will probably arrive in the middle of Lent. #selfsabotage #catholicproblems pic.twitter.com/aUaN1ByNmd
— Fiona Holly (@semibrarian) February 8, 2018
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When you realize that Lent starts this week but it feels like Christmas was only yesterday pic.twitter.com/5Mrbwca5f2
— Kaitlyn Callahan (@kaitmcallahan) February 7, 2016
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Starting my day with a little dose of #CatholicGuilt from mom. pic.twitter.com/ZoVCmi9XNI
— Chris Williams (@chrisjwill84) February 18, 2015
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For Lent this year I am giving up
— Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) March 6, 2019
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Me: I’m giving up sugar for lent
All of LA: you still ate sugar?— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) March 6, 2019
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Happy #Lent! pic.twitter.com/A1VMlCpRHA
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) March 6, 2019
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Honestly, I'll probably still forget #catholicproblems pic.twitter.com/5xP7vp3Vhq
— MEG (@meggarooooo) February 27, 2017
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I have decided to give up poverty for Lent. Address me as a person of wealth henceforth. Be blessed
— FK. (@fkabudu) March 6, 2019
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Happy #FatTuesday!!! #Lent2016 #Catholics pic.twitter.com/cUt7BCylK0
— Emily ✌🏼 (@ejr248) February 10, 2016
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giving up shitting for lent
— eve peyser (@evepeyser) March 6, 2019
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for lent missouri needs to give up the cold weather
— brittany (@mogirlprobs) March 6, 2019
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I went to get my full license and forgot it was Ash Wednesday. pic.twitter.com/HDbN9vOZGp
— elena (@elenaq32) March 1, 2017
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*priest drags ashes across my upper lip*
PRIEST: [whispering] stache wednesday— erin chack (@ErinChack) March 1, 2017
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The "I'm hungry but it's a Friday during Lent" starter pack pic.twitter.com/Pd8RlmpEqD
— Andrew Bergkamp (@a_berg38) March 3, 2017
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When people ask me what I learn about in a Catholic School pic.twitter.com/o1k1XI0AKS
— Abby Hamilton (@Abby_Hamilton08) February 2, 2016
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For Lent I’m giving up
That’s it. That’s the whole post, it didn’t get cut off or posted accidentally. You see, what I’ve done is to cleverly
— Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) March 6, 2019
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When you're about to enjoy something, but then you remember you gave it up for Lent#CatholicProblems pic.twitter.com/bGXmeX3Qsj
— Catholic Life (@CatholicPrblm) February 25, 2015
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when you're catholic & you forget to go to church on ash wednesday pic.twitter.com/uWtAalZ20h
— Nathan (@hosterthepeople) February 11, 2016
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you know you're Catholic when you genuflect before you go into a row at the movie theater
— Cayley Kamm (@CayleyKamm) February 6, 2016
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This year for Lent, Christian Trump supporters must give up supporting Trump forever.
Can I get an amen? 🙏
— God (@thegoodgodabove) March 6, 2019
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for lent everyone should give up
— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) March 6, 2019
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When u forget that none of your group chat went to Catholic school pic.twitter.com/Vqo6JvClan
— carnie smith (@carn4ge_) February 7, 2016
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me: "we commemorate the day you died every year"
jesus: "thats nice, what's the day called?"
me:
jesus:
me:
jesus: "keith?"
me: "bad friday"— k e i t h 🐤🥔 (@KeetPotato) March 24, 2016