Mike
12.
Adulthood is just saying “if I can just get through this week” over and over again until you die.
— Amy Who? Socially Distant (@amywhodigital) February 6, 2019
13.
Today I had 800 mg of caffeine, exercised for 2 hours, ate literally 80 pizza rolls, and did a facemask. The line between self care and self destruction is a fine one but god do I walk it hard brother
— Alec (@aIecrl) February 7, 2019
14.
YOU MISSPELLED ONE WORD ON SOCIAL MEDIA AND HERE COME AKEELAH AND THE BEE
— Torrence De los Santos (@Istrutt_) February 9, 2019
15.
When you’re on a roller coaster and you know the camera is coming up pic.twitter.com/6eqjK4yp4F
— Dalys (@dalysluna) February 10, 2019
16.
bitches take their laptops and notebooks to coffee shops and get no work done while acting like they’re in an indie movie. i’m bitches.
— sayna .*ೃ (@OCEANGlRL) February 11, 2019
17.
Me showing my therapist my inner demons for the first time. pic.twitter.com/x34BA2cvBF
— Thatguy Chris D (@thatguyCD) February 6, 2019
18.
if you choose a table over a booth I can’t trust you
— gaddy ☀️ (@gaddy_alex) February 11, 2019
19.
I feel like a lot of people are 23 for many many years and then suddenly they are 30 does this make sense?
— Rachel Wenitsky (@RachelWenitsky) February 13, 2019
20.
Today’s tea:
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) ( ) )
_(___(____)____(___(__ _
you don’t hate /
Nickelback / |
you just do /____|
as your /
told /
___________/— Edgar Momplaisir (@edgarmomplaisir) February 13, 2019
21.
Remember how in EASY A Emma Stone's parents were Stanley Tucci and Patricia Clarkson and all anyone wanted was a saucy bedroom romp about THEM or maybe that was just me?
— Sarah Marshall (@Remember_Sarah) February 14, 2019
22.
Mom: “Come help me get the groceries out of the car”
Me: pic.twitter.com/kR5yvvMqU7
— ᴍᴄᴍxᴄᴠɪ (@anesuishec) January 14, 2019
23.
The “Netflix and chill” phrase was created when Netflix was trash. Now tho? You betta get the hell off me! This Netflix exclusive starting to heat up!
— GoHomeRoger (@Go__HomeRoger) January 27, 2019
h/t BuzzFeed