Mike
Mental health is something we should all be keeping an eye on. Just like you go to the dentist and the doctor. It’s good to say out loud those things rattling around in your head all day.
For those of you in therapy, good job. It’s hard work but it’s worth it. I’m proud of you. Have some funny tweets.
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me: i want a therapist to call me on my bullshit
my therapist: your thoughts are wrong
me: ey fuck you too pal— merritt k 🦇 Wishlist Fledgling Manor 🦇 (@merrittk) February 6, 2019
2.
My therapist: <laughs at a joke I said>
Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
— sara mchenry (@yellowcardigan) March 6, 2019
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https://twitter.com/inweltschmerz/status/1105511906788421633
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https://twitter.com/lameravioli/status/1052000206638735360
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My therapist said it was ok: a life story
— Aparna Nancherla 🇵🇸 (@aparnapkin) September 2, 2015
6.
me: so you might not remember this guy I went on a date with two years ago—
my therapist: the one with two dogs and a car?
HOW DOES SHE DO IT!!!
— becca (@TamingofdeSchuh) March 7, 2019
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https://twitter.com/murkrou/status/1103415115456675841
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Not to brag but my therapist told me I am fascinating like 6x today.
— Just Fab (@toujours_fab) March 23, 2017
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I literally just thought “I can’t remember what homework my therapist gave me but I think I’ve been doing it pretty well”
— Mathilda (@MathildaKF) March 12, 2019
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My therapist thinks I’m funny and smart and I can’t tell her my real problems cause I want to keep up this image
— The Hooburrito, a burrito by Hoobastank (@sug_knight) October 12, 2018
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https://twitter.com/bitvonhopscotch/status/1088613812935290883
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https://twitter.com/shisasun/status/1105151122761830400
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Me, in my therapists office, even though it’s her office: https://t.co/c25vwRhsAR
— Sue Surestack (@2rahhh) March 8, 2019
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https://twitter.com/evsanie/status/1103124418333736962
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someone's therapist knows all about u
— jen (@httpjens) December 4, 2015
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https://twitter.com/SophiaLikes2Run/status/1105175523418759168
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therapy is helpful because every two years I figure out what happened five years ago
— aubrey (@aubreybell) July 13, 2018
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https://twitter.com/catccohen/status/1105301843540877317
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https://twitter.com/ginnyhogan_/status/1043569903985405952
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me telling my therapist abt a breakdown i had: omg yes that was a classic that was a classic
— taylor (@babyteeth333) March 11, 2019
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i just want to know that my therapist likes me more than her other patients and also how much more and why and a gold star sticker for my dream journal would also be great is this really too much to ask?
— molly kirschenbaum (@prince_goblynne) March 9, 2019
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https://twitter.com/taylorjanzenn/status/999428540482359299
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When my therapist delivers me a hard fkn truth pic.twitter.com/5yrnv36L4U
— Goosebumps Slime (@spo0kysadghoul) March 12, 2019
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I’m not sure how well therapy is working but this week my homework is to write my obituary and it’s the only thing I’ve been excited about in months
— Shelby (@smelbz) March 20, 2019
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https://twitter.com/NiceAndAlsoCool/status/959092615265349633
h/t: BuzzFeed