Mental health is something we should all be keeping an eye on. Just like you go to the dentist and the doctor. It’s good to say out loud those things rattling around in your head all day.
For those of you in therapy, good job. It’s hard work but it’s worth it. I’m proud of you. Have some funny tweets.
me: i want a therapist to call me on my bullshit— merritt k (@merrittk) February 6, 2019
my therapist: your thoughts are wrong
me: ey fuck you too pal
My therapist: <laughs at a joke I said>— sara mchenry (@yellowcardigan) March 6, 2019
Me (to myself): This is great. I’m going to get a good grade in therapy, something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve,
might text my therapist and ask if she's mad at me— human (@inweltschmerz) March 12, 2019
my therapist: reads me for absolute filth, spends the entire session calling out my problematic behavior, digs deep into childhood trauma I forgot even happened— gaychel (@lameravioli) October 16, 2018
me: ok go off sis slay my wig this tea is snatched
My therapist said it was ok: a life story— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) September 2, 2015
me: so you might not remember this guy I went on a date with two years ago—— Becca Schuh (@TamingofdeSchuh) March 7, 2019
my therapist: the one with two dogs and a car?
HOW DOES SHE DO IT!!!
whenever i get to my therapists office early she's like feel free to grab some coffee while u wait i'll be ready in a bit. you want me to just.... Do That? just Make Coffee? just make myself at home? i can't do this. i'd feel guilty— SPEEDCORE BASTARD (@murkrou) March 6, 2019
Not to brag but my therapist told me I am fascinating like 6x today.— Fab AF (@toujours_fab) March 23, 2017
I literally just thought “I can’t remember what homework my therapist gave me but I think I’ve been doing it pretty well”— Mathilda (@MathildaKF) March 12, 2019
My therapist thinks I’m funny and smart and I can’t tell her my real problems cause I want to keep up this image— Brendan Fraser Hype Beast (w/ a mind for business) (@sug_knight) October 12, 2018
How do I ask my therapist if she thinks I’m cool— bitvonhopscotch⚡️ (@bitvonhopscotch) January 25, 2019
Me? Worrying about what my therapist thinks of me? Haha— XI (@shisasun) March 11, 2019
Me, in my therapists office, even though it’s her office: https://t.co/c25vwRhsAR— Magic📦 (@2rahhh) March 8, 2019
my therapist always tells me how i feel when i don’t want or kno how to say it myself it’s almost like a drag— mikayla (@evsanie) March 6, 2019
someone's therapist knows all about u— jenna (@httpjens) December 4, 2015
me @ my therapist when she tells me I’m too hard on myself pic.twitter.com/LLwhhFKcEo— Sophia O’Neal (@SophiaLikes2Run) March 11, 2019
therapy is helpful because every two years I figure out what happened five years ago— aubrey (@aubreybell) July 13, 2018
when my therapist says she wants to see me twice a week pic.twitter.com/LvHtJk174N— Catherine Cohen (@catccohen) March 12, 2019
I like to think my therapist considers me a “particularly interesting case”— Ginny Hogan (@ginnyhogan_) September 22, 2018
me telling my therapist abt a breakdown i had: omg yes that was a classic that was a classic— 𖤐333 (@skinnnyangel) March 11, 2019
i just want to know that my therapist likes me more than her other patients and also how much more and why and a gold star sticker for my dream journal would also be great is this really too much to ask?— molly kirschenbaum? moollz? (@moollzy) March 9, 2019
I look at my therapist like this when she says I handled a situation in a healthy and responsible manner https://t.co/ks49za50Mk— Taylor Janzen (@taylorjanzenn) May 23, 2018
When my therapist delivers me a hard fkn truth pic.twitter.com/5yrnv36L4U— Goosebumps Slime (@spo0kysadghoul) March 12, 2019
I’m not sure how well therapy is working but this week my homework is to write my obituary and it’s the only thing I’ve been excited about in months— Shelby (@smelbz) March 20, 2019
i love it when my therapist says something is someone else's fault i'm like yes bitch ikr— jodi (@NiceAndAlsoCool) February 1, 2018