Look, we all know Disney would never let it happen, but we also all know Ant-Man could end this whole battle by crawling right up Thanos’ big purple Thanus. It’s not pretty but it gets the job done.
🐜 ant-man will defeat Thanos by crawling up his butt and expanding 🐜 pic.twitter.com/MfPcxgwb0J— ray sipe (@raysipe) March 24, 2019
Obviously, this won’t be how Avengers: Endgame will conclude, but that hasn’t stopped the internet on extrapolating on the idea of Ant-Man’s rectal victory. Here are the funniest jokes on the subject.
Therapist: Ant-Man going up thanos' butt isn't real— Danny"Nomiddlename" Davis (@nomidnameDavis) March 27, 2019
thanos when small ant man crawls up his ass pic.twitter.com/B7gO2mRvvC— han yolo (@guyllenhaals) March 27, 2019
stan lee looking down from heaven at all of these “ant man expands in thanos’ ass memes” pic.twitter.com/tQnrBSO02V— cow bell y (@CowbellyTV) March 25, 2019
Y’all expecting Ant Man to go in through Thanos’ butt when there’s a perfectly good dickhole right there.— LittleKuriboh (@yugiohtas) March 26, 2019
ur tellin me in the 14 million futures Dr. Strange saw not one of them was Ant-Man crawling up Thanos' ass— jaye (@jayemaccc) March 26, 2019
Thanos when Antman jumps in his asshole pic.twitter.com/hmRc1fbbOl— Wayne Bradys Hair Line (@FaithfulTravon) March 25, 2019
20. And this interesting theory.
marvel saw the post about how ant man could defeat thanos by crawling into his ass and instantly growing in size and that’s why they didn’t put him in the movie, send tweet— cat (@filmgloss) April 30, 2018
21. Which resulted in this.
so paul rudd read my tweet about ant man crawling into thanos’ ass and expanding OUT LOUD in an INTERVIEW and discussed it i’m in shock pic.twitter.com/YfBsPMnfoW— cat (@filmgloss) July 21, 2018