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Some of us have a special sense of humor. The kind that makes your friends and family look at you like you’re crazy. Maybe you’re the person who giggles at a funeral, or you’re the first to laugh when you see a friend of yours get hurt. It’s not your fault. You probably grew up with jokes like these.
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I don’t remember this episode pic.twitter.com/eGCzwbH7iF
— Dr. Bucky Isotope, why am I here, am I even real? (@BuckyIsotope) December 13, 2017
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https://twitter.com/InternetHippo/status/876966845114445826
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Spice up any Facebook comment with random quotation marks.
"Congrats" on your baby.
Congrats on "your" baby.
Congrats on your "baby".— Devin (@papasuncle) July 23, 2017
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Reminder of one of the darkest moments in history pic.twitter.com/uvu2UhLggW
— pat tobin (@tastefactory) November 25, 2017
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My parrot died today. Its last words were, "Fuck, I think my parrot is about to die."
— Arby’s Provocateur (@SamGrittner) September 13, 2016
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i pulled out my insulin pump in class and sarah leans over and goes “is that the new iphone 10!?”. fuck u sarah it’s diabetes
— Jake Hullinger (@_LitRomney) December 5, 2017
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Me: Excuse me sir, what's your Wi-Fi password?
Him: *[Leans in] *[Whispers angrily]
THIS IS A FUNERALMe: *[Types in]
THIS IS A FUNERAL— Saucy Kensington (@Book_Krazy) June 14, 2014
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The worst thing about owls is the way they can maintain eye contact when you put them in a microwave.
— Joe West (@joejwest) September 9, 2014
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MUGGER: GIVE ME YOUR PURSE OR I'LL SHOOT YOU
ME: *realize I won't have to pay student loans back if I'm dead*
MUGGER: ???
ME: I'm thinking.— Jade Van Kley (@BacklineNurse) February 24, 2015
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https://twitter.com/ShesARealGenius/status/781326252376485888
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https://twitter.com/KeetPotato/status/935519457828622338
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Shout out to all the early humans who died figuring out what plants we can and can't eat.
— Eliza Skinner (@elizaskinner) November 30, 2017
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https://twitter.com/jonrowlandson/status/627900094923296769
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https://twitter.com/pandorasinbox/status/876889002917453824
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I still think this is one of the most beautiful things I've ever seen. pic.twitter.com/J7ckeGEQNV
— Ruthanne Reid/Trin (@RuthanneReid) December 4, 2017
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https://twitter.com/gossipgriII/status/827940608664821762
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Can't stop looking at this photo of a cat falling off a table. pic.twitter.com/eJcitddCGd
— Tokyo Sexwhale (@tokyosexwhale) June 6, 2016
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The Time Person of the Year should be the same every year: the person inside Big Bird, for resisting the urge to kill.
— Dan Polish Last Name (@danjan13) November 25, 2017
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Damn I never realize how bad my potty mouth gets at school until I'm home for the holidays and I accidentally tell my gram to pass the fucking potatoes
— Andrew (@andeee_o) December 23, 2017
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https://twitter.com/trashlord5000/status/859820408765202432
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https://twitter.com/rudy_mustang/status/714867479567314944
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https://twitter.com/BMCarbaugh/status/871496964189204484
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*at my funeral*
Friend crying over my casket: look they're burying her in her favorite dress
Me, still dead: it haaasss pockets— maura quint (@behindyourback) July 3, 2017
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Just found this massive syringe at my local park, right beside where the kids play football. Absolutely disgusting. pic.twitter.com/NBgRuVNppg
— John Brennan (@UpturnedBathtub) June 7, 2015
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I'm being proactive rn with this whole north korea thing, that's right, I'm on the toilet with a cowboy hat so I can leave a funny skeleton
— christian (@nopoweradeinusa) August 9, 2017
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https://twitter.com/jeannes_jargon/status/890779679950606336
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https://twitter.com/tigersgoroooar/status/930082458355359744
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https://twitter.com/DanMentos/status/706858362223271936
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https://twitter.com/anuscosgrove/status/701549295519080450
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Mental what a couple a fairy lights can do, ye could put them on a deed body n id be like omg that's fucking lovely get that on ma Instagram
— Paul Black (@paulbIack) September 14, 2016
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My dentist can do it all, from a simple cleaning to identifying my charred remains
— josh (fiendlord99) (@oldfriend99) November 18, 2017
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Autocorrect saved my job again pic.twitter.com/NHEfpCF2RL
— steve suckington (@SteveSuckington) June 27, 2016
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Can't lose the 2020 election if there is no 2020. pic.twitter.com/PhMdPu3x1h
— Bilge Ebiri (@BilgeEbiri) August 8, 2017
h/t: Buzzfeed