We’re all still reeling from last night’s Game of Thrones season premiere and coming to terms that the show really is ending this year. Fortunately, do deal with your ice-cold depression, we’ve rounded up some of the best jokes from the premiere episode.
*** OBVIOUSLY, SPOILERS FOR SEASON 8, EPISODE 1 ARE BELOW ***
1. That awkward moment when Sam told Daenerys his last name
2. That scene when Jon learned a major truth bomb
3. That look on Jon’s face
https://thewolfnymeria.tumblr.com/post/184192470819/sam-youre-the-heir-to-the-iron-throne-jon
4. That tense meeting with Sansa
5. That moment when the Mother of Dragons got frisky in front of her kids
6. That time in the library when Daenerys refused to apologize to Sam for crisping half his family
7. That energy the Stark kids are giving us this season
http://goodqueenalys.tumblr.com/post/184187073068/actual-footage-of-house-stark-during-season-8
8. Those last few seconds of the episode
https://dont-bury-your-gays.tumblr.com/post/184192544797/jaime-bran#notes
9. That look Bran gave Jaime
10. That heart-breaking realization that Jon has a new animal best friend
11. That scene where Daenerys got threatening with Sansa
https://oakio.tumblr.com/post/184192446210/sansa-what-do-dragons-eat-anyway-daenerys
12. That growth in Sansa’s character
https://bellerinaaa.tumblr.com/post/184193204045/im-a-slow-learner-its-true-but-i-learn
13. Those scenes where Bran is just staring at everyone
People walking around Winterfell:
Bran: pic.twitter.com/kCIEsili5u
— ❊ (@samclarissee) April 15, 2019
14. Those bombs Sansa drops on this particular deck
https://twitter.com/ofwintcrfcll/status/1117620314094166017
15. That smug look on Bran’s face
16. The moment when Jaime sees Bran
17. That hot fire that Season 8 Sansa is spitting
18. Those stares that Bran is giving to everyone in the world
https://twitter.com/bimadew/status/1117611627803754496
19. That meeting with all the stubborn northern lords
https://thehufflepuffjedihero.tumblr.com/post/184192663892/everyone-shes-not-our-queen-everyone-shes-the
20. That time Sam was pretty okay learning his dad was gone, but then…
Samwell – “well at least I got my brother still”
Dany – pic.twitter.com/BPcF552mTR
— Suneater (@Taylor_Made20) April 15, 2019
21. That throne room scene where Cersei showed her new obsession
cersei: pic.twitter.com/xDPobo5HPa
— Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 15, 2019
22. That ‘oof’ feeling knowing the production team had to trim this season’s budget
Cersei in season 7: "the Golden Company will be here soon. They have elephants."
The production managers of season 8: pic.twitter.com/VNaFPIkUeo
— Edward Stockwell (@EdwardStockwell) April 15, 2019
23. That flight sequence that seemed a little familiar
I mean…we were all thinking it. #GameofThrones pic.twitter.com/myMGEo8AUd
— Brian Powell (@briandpowell) April 15, 2019
h/t: Buzzfeed