Mike
Most of us have that one ex we can reminisce on and wonder just what the hell were we thinking? We spent most of our time with someone who, at this point in our lives, can literally not stand to be around for even a second.
The upside to this, however, is the joy of talking trash. Sure, dating them was a dark time in our lives, but now we can look back with pure disgust and roast them. Let’s laugh the pain away with some fire tweets about exes.
1.
just because i loved you at one point does not mean i will always love you… I am not Whitney Houston
— myra (@uheartIessbitch) April 15, 2019
2.
Saw my ex working at McDonalds and she spit in my drink, acting like I'd be disgusted LMAOOO bitch I ate your ass this aint nothing bon appetite
— edwin (@EdwinBound) January 3, 2018
3.
when your ex’s mom text you for the holidays pic.twitter.com/uCjo5gtiW3
— ً (@StussyTheGoat) November 21, 2018
4.
When you wish your ex happy birthday on the wrong day so she's knows you've moved on but not moved on moved on pic.twitter.com/zwMgjnClwV
— Whiskered (@DrChubbyy) November 13, 2016
5.
my ex has had a really hard time moving on. from what i can tell through his blinds, he is currently eating (something we always did)
— Mindy Furano (@MindyFurano) May 22, 2013
6.
https://twitter.com/_youhadonejob1/status/1120691989593325568
7.
When a girl casually asks about your exes.#GameofThrones #GOT pic.twitter.com/03ng4F2EMs
— First of Her Name (@ImpsDelights) April 21, 2019
8.
Why did my ex gf Fav my tweet where I announced that I got laid off. Why did you do that sharon
— Bigmood Thotpawg (@MrPhetz) December 4, 2011
9.
U ever wore some unnecessary shit 2 ur ex house, just 2 pick up ur last few things
1pm: "Im Just Here To Get My Shit" pic.twitter.com/oCWylue71v— FaShion Ma'ja (@FaShionMaja) March 18, 2015
10.
and now for my next trick, i will saw a women in half. for this i need a volunteer. how about…MY EX WIFE SANDRA WOW I DIDN'T SEE YOU THERE
— ███ brought █████ (@CopBroughtPizza) March 21, 2016
11.
All I'm saying is, I've never seen my Ex and Satan in the same room together.
— Reverend Scott (@Reverend_Scott) April 24, 2013
12.
I think the worst story of me getting cheated on is when I caught this man with a hickey on his neck…
He looked me dead in my eyes and said “this not a hickey baby, you know my chains fake.”
— tsunami (@everythingtaj_) March 22, 2019
13.
I often think about the time my ex thought I was cheating on him with a craft store pic.twitter.com/wPBsprSrLm
— Christine (@crlockha) March 16, 2019
14.
It's funny how we all sleep differently. I sleep on my side My roommate sleeps on his back. My ex sleeps with everybody. That sort of thing
— name cannot be blank (@11111234567890a) February 22, 2016
15.
My ex celebrated 18 months with his girlfriend yesterday buuut we broke up 15 months ago. I’m not a math major but something doesn’t add up 😂
— Alexa (@lexamcclearyy) March 21, 2018
16.
WHO IS MY EX-GIRLFRIEND pic.twitter.com/XsR838zFIF
— chet porter (@chetporter) June 10, 2014
17.
My exes are at their weekly meeting all like "ok are we still all liking her pics? What about texting her 'hey' at 3am?" (they all nod)
— Helena Bottom-Farter (@solikebasically) July 9, 2014
18.
It's so cold out I'm calling my ex just to get in a heated conversation.
— Kevin O'Neill (@KevinBuffalo) January 4, 2018
19.
my ex really gonna call me saying “bring your dumbass outside” LMFAOOOOOOOOOOO anyways y’all ima take my dumbass outside
— what are you doing, step bro?! (@araslanian_) December 31, 2017
20.
Always be yourself…
Unless you run into one of your exes…
Then… Be a WAY more successful version of yourself…
— Will Rodgers (@WilliamRodgers) June 4, 2015
21.
when aliens abduct ur ex pic.twitter.com/Eft0sTsG58
— Kap (@Mudkap) February 1, 2015
h/t: PizzaBottle