Game of Thrones is an insanely deep show filled to the brim with complex characters that have generated endless fan theories and analyses. By now, we know these characters like members of our own family and understand them not only on a story-level, but a personal one.
But, what sandwich most accurately describes the Game of Thrones characters?
That is the very question that writer and games narrative designer Amelia set out to answer. It’s one that you didn’t realize you needed the answers to until it’s presented to you.
https://twitter.com/AmeliaLKD/status/1127593888343109633
Ladies and gentlemen, the Game of Thrones men as sandwiches:
1. Jaime Lannister – A BLT
Jaime Lannister – BLT
Popular
Rugged, yet classy
Something for everyone
Probably bad 4 u
Looks tempting but actually a bit limp and disappointing pic.twitter.com/z8s2TA4WqH— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
2. Euron Greyjoy – Egg Mayo
Euron Greyjoy – Egg Mayo
Sour and unusual
Cheap
Everyone at the party hates it apart from that one person
(That one person is Cersei) pic.twitter.com/LjOIAeptio— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
3. Samwell Tarly – Smoked Salmon and Cream Cheese
Sam Tarly – Smoked salmon and cream cheese
Doughy
Many layers
Extremely soft
Handle with care pic.twitter.com/EKcSdXSdzE— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
4. Sandor Clegane – Grilled Cheese
Sandor Clegane – Grilled Cheese
Reliable
Rustic yet comforting
A bit melted
Crunchy outside, soft inside pic.twitter.com/0sprx0pWtD— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
5. Jorah Mormont – Ham and Cheese
Jorah Mormont – Ham & Cheese
A classic blend of flavors
Golden tones with a little skin
Dependable
Always there for you if you’re stuck for choice
A l w a y s pic.twitter.com/SPSs0knJHG— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
6. Khal Drogo – Ice Cream Sandwich
Khal Drogo – Ice Cream Sandwich
Sexy
Calorific
Gives u the chills
Do it 4 the gram pic.twitter.com/3ekxiHCmMg— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
7. Tormund Giantsbane – Reuben
Tormund Giantsbane – Reuben
MEATY
FILLING
A BIG RED BOI
I’M REALLY HUNGRY FOR H̶I̶S̶ THIS SANDWICH pic.twitter.com/2ioYOP2Btq— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
8. Varys – Hoisin Duck
Lord Varys – Hoisin Duck
Tangy
Fresh
Colonial
Went Abroad Once And Now Knows Everything, Apparently pic.twitter.com/KoYnGxpu4Q— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
9. Oberyn Martell – Shrimp Salsa
Oberyn Martell – Shrimp salsa
Progressive
S P I C Y
Unusual and moreish
Your tongue will hang out pic.twitter.com/7UsjP5ihc3— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
10. Jon Snow – Plain Bread
Jon Snow – Just bread
Sad
Lonely
White
Add literally anything else for it to be interesting pic.twitter.com/pnOx9rcrNW— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
11. Tyrion Lannister – Cheese and Pickle
Tyrion Lannister – Cheese and pickle
Classic
British
Bitter, yet a little sweet
The pickle is probably big, let’s face it
A sandwich we can all root for pic.twitter.com/Snc4GcjyQs— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
12. Grey Worm – Tuna Mayo
Grey Worm – Tuna Mayo
Tasty
Humble
Actually really nice
Criminally underappreciated, basically pic.twitter.com/Yiom4kdHgx— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
13. Joffrey Baratheon – Pickled Herring
Joffrey Baratheon – Pickled Herring Sandwich
Fishy
Overdressed
Cold and unpleasant
Delusions of grandeur pic.twitter.com/FQVu7UVGJz— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
14. The Night King – Christmas Turkey, Stuffing, and Cranberry
and FINALLY. The Knight King – Christmas Turkey, Stuffing & Cranberry
Seasonal
Every wintertime, I swear to god
Inexplicably just THERE
Served cold
No-one really knows how it was made but whoop there it is pic.twitter.com/oRybotVtmH— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
Having fulfilled her great destiny, Amelia retired from the world.
and now I rest pic.twitter.com/xReLJaL6Fa
— Amelia (@AmeliaLKD) May 12, 2019
And Twitter was quick to sing her praises.
This is such an important thread
— Sarah Longthorne (@sarahlongthorne) May 12, 2019
it's also so accurate. Like, I want to make these sandwiches and re-watch the series. Every time a character enters the shot I want to take a bite from the corresponding sandwich. I think it could be a really transforming experience. Thank you for this.
— MaxHerngren (@MaxHerngren) May 12, 2019
This has to be Littlefinger: pic.twitter.com/6A0qlLKekS
— running after rabbits (@watermia) May 14, 2019
Thank you, Amelia. Thank you.
h/t: Someecards