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Woman Creates Definitive Ranking Of The ‘Game Of Thrones’ Men As Sandwiches

Warning: SPOILERS (in the sense that the sandwiches will someday spoil)

Game of Thrones is an insanely deep show filled to the brim with complex characters that have generated endless fan theories and analyses. By now, we know these characters like members of our own family and understand them not only on a story-level, but a personal one.

But, what sandwich most accurately describes the Game of Thrones characters?

That is the very question that writer and games narrative designer Amelia set out to answer. It’s one that you didn’t realize you needed the answers to until it’s presented to you.

Ladies and gentlemen, the Game of Thrones men as sandwiches:

1. Jaime Lannister – A BLT

2. Euron Greyjoy – Egg Mayo

3. Samwell Tarly – Smoked Salmon and Cream Cheese

4. Sandor Clegane – Grilled Cheese

5. Jorah Mormont – Ham and Cheese

6. Khal Drogo – Ice Cream Sandwich

7. Tormund Giantsbane – Reuben

8. Varys – Hoisin Duck

9. Oberyn Martell – Shrimp Salsa

10. Jon Snow – Plain Bread

11. Tyrion Lannister – Cheese and Pickle

12. Grey Worm – Tuna Mayo

13. Joffrey Baratheon – Pickled Herring

14. The Night King – Christmas Turkey, Stuffing, and Cranberry

Having fulfilled her great destiny, Amelia retired from the world.

And Twitter was quick to sing her praises.

Thank you, Amelia. Thank you.

h/t: Someecards