Jason
Do you know how to read?
Do you know how to laugh?
If yes, good, because those are the only two requirements for enjoying this list of funny Tweets making the rounds this week.
If no, I’m sorry, I’m sure things will pick up for you soon.
NOTE: If any of these tweets aren’t the funniest you’ve seen recently, put better ones in the comments and we’ll add them.
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when you eat a pizza roll before it's cooled down pic.twitter.com/oh2sV4Foan
— Les Bians Terribles (@tolntran) May 12, 2019
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accents are just mouth fonts
— hazelnut (@pxlspot) May 14, 2019
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If baguettes could move, how would they move? Give your reasoning pls pic.twitter.com/dZ3Oq7E9Ph
— Dave (@sheepfilms) February 7, 2019
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high school seniors: omg I’m so excited for college, I’m gonna go out every day !!!
actual college students: pic.twitter.com/pEwWiJh1nL
— ray ray (@ralenethepage) May 17, 2019
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{extremely White Snake voice at 3am} Here I go again on my phone
— kim monte (@KimmyMonte) May 13, 2019
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The winner of Game of Thrones will be awarded a modelling contract with Elite Model Management, a fashion spread and cover in Seventeen, and a $100,000 contract with CoverGirl cosmetics.
— Anne T. Donahue (@annetdonahue) May 16, 2019
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can’t believe my strategy of not talking or looking at anyone has resulted in me not getting laid again
— ziwe (@ziwe) May 11, 2019
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Remember the X-ray baby? This is him now. Feel old yet? pic.twitter.com/6nfvoeVf9O
— adam.the.creator (@AdamPadilla) May 17, 2019
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justin bieber really said “swag, swag, swag on you. chillin by the fire while we eatin fondue” and we just let him
— IG: @raullechler28 (@raullechler) May 14, 2019
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This girl at my job got fired and the bitch threw everybody lunch in the trash before she left
— brakia (@grippnnfartn) May 14, 2019
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Nobody:
Nobody at all:
My mother looking for something to complain about: pic.twitter.com/tUdcYFyoJu
— Don ChuLo° (@famousmsft) May 15, 2019
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there’s a Scottish woman in the Beyhive group on Facebook that calls herself everyone’s mother and consistently posts things like this….. i would (and i can’t stress this enough) die for her pic.twitter.com/Zh84LROqS3
— lmknth (@lmknth) May 14, 2019
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this is the funniest video ive seen in a while pic.twitter.com/cwVSpSIB3i
— jen (@BeefStrips) May 14, 2019
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you’re giving up your DREAM, son.
no dad, i’m giving up ~your~ dream. pic.twitter.com/Oqhgp7QX6T— tristan (@tristanfaithw) May 12, 2019
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