11 Asshole Goats Who Now Have To Wear Pool Noodles For Everyone’s Protection

Goats have a reputation for being mischievous. They’re hyperactive, they’ll eat anything, and they have those weird alien eyes.

But above all else, they love a good headbutt. Chances are if you’ve spent any amount of time around goats you been on the receiving end of one.

Luckily someone figured out how to tame these beasts, or at least make them a little less of a danger to others and themselves. Pool noodles.

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Now that this information is out there, it’s spreading quickly.

Fashion and function. You look great, sweetie.

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In a pinch, tennis balls will also work.

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Or really any balls you can get on there.

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If all else fails…

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There’s really no wrong way to noodle a goat.

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You can even get fancy with it.

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This is a face that says “if you think this will stop me from headbutting you, you’re wrong.”

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Here’s one of these little monsters in action:

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome