Jason Mustian
Look, embarrassing yourself happens.
You just need to accept it as part of life, then empty your savings, buy some forged dental records, and fake dying a fire so you can start over somewhere.
It’s that simple.
These people are probably doing the same as we speak:
1. The guy who used this handicapped stall.
2. This probably not 100% racist person.
3. This Uber driver…
4. And this one.
5. This daughter.
6. This prom date.
7. This Facebook status artist.
8. This woman.
https://twitter.com/carysstogdill/status/1134586762003722240
9. The guy with this license plate.
10. The owner of this playlist.
11. This “regular” customer.
12. This soon to be former neighbor.
13. This landlord.
14. This woman, who is in the market for a new dentist.
15. This small town girl.
