Mike
With millions of funny tweets happening every day, it can be tough to keep up.
Lucky for you I sail the vast sea of twitter and catch the big ones.
I dump my bounty here for you every Friday. Enjoy.
1.
when people leave my 15 yr old sister on read she sends them voice memos of her Screaming
— adison (@coolgrandma98) June 5, 2019
2.
https://twitter.com/mustafayadigg/status/1135932622994063360
3.
https://twitter.com/kibblesmith/status/1135957175799619584
4.
https://twitter.com/dreeaaxo_/status/1136068613113335814
5.
https://twitter.com/sarahhollidayyy/status/1135955264736309248
6.
me, stepping spider on
into the shower the ceiling
trying not to watching me
do anything to
anger the spider pic.twitter.com/3fEEfSNSGE— eric curtin (@dubstep4dads) June 4, 2019
7.
https://twitter.com/RuthAnnJoy/status/1135654529461043200
8.
https://twitter.com/dugdefuzz/status/1135253880755953664
9.
well that's a first pic.twitter.com/rFanjHAPqL
— ellie sunakawa (@elliesunakawa) June 4, 2019
10.
So I painted my birth control packet. pic.twitter.com/rTYfpniJRw
— bunny girl (@ichigo_ivy) May 31, 2019
11.
I hope Google never goes down. I know like six, maybe seven, things.
— Tracie Breaux (@traciebreaux) March 24, 2018
12.
https://twitter.com/youngandjoven/status/1135339638275465216
13.
I have a good feeling by the time I’m 55 I’m going to start seeing commercials telling me if I ever downed a 4loko and show medical symptoms I’m entitled to financial compensation
— Holden Doobfield (@swickerdooodIe) May 11, 2019
14.
https://twitter.com/laurenthehough/status/1135275897358094336
15.
https://twitter.com/bhossbhabie/status/1135322612534579202