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Everyone’s had a moment where they MIGHT have BRIEFLY slipped from being their normal, mature self and done something incredibly petty. Sometimes that inner petty voice begging you to get revenge against a thoughtless roommate, annoying co-worker, or dumbass sibling is just too persuasive!
You might feel remorse once the moment has passed, but not these people. These people revel in their pettiness and honestly, it’s kind of inspiring. These funny petty tweets are from people who have liberated themselves from polite society and ascended to a whole new plane of spiteful retribution. If you can’t live like them, at least you can live through them.
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When your ex writes you an apology letter so you grade it to send it back pic.twitter.com/MczdjcCiil
— Nick Lutz (@NickLutz12) February 17, 2017
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I turn hotdog water into ice cubes for guests that I don't like pic.twitter.com/YOOrBaNTaB
— Angela Brisk (@AngelaBrisk) March 9, 2018
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I told my brother he can eat half of my grapes pic.twitter.com/ACTqO4B5Mr
— jus (@Jaaaaaymomma) May 18, 2017
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My uncle's girlfriend of 9 years and they have a child together posted this. I aspire to be this petty pic.twitter.com/bolOXAJwfg
— Klo (@chlosaphine) December 27, 2017
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https://twitter.com/Rev_Xavier/status/801814990550421505
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Wanna hear a new level of “being a shitty roommate”?
I asked my roommate to take the trash out, as I have been gone a week and a half.
She then proceeded to PICK THROUGH THE TRASH AND ONLY THREW OUT THINGS THAT SHE THREW AWAY.
W H A T ?!
— Leah Vasquez (@LV_Eventing) November 25, 2018
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https://twitter.com/heyqueenregina/status/1067135692629671936
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https://twitter.com/WTFFacts/status/962673829758799872
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I just remembered the time I was dating a British man and I was annoyed at him about something so I deliberately made my tea in the microwave while staring him right in the eyes
— Alisha Rai (@AlishaRai) January 9, 2019
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Thee funniest thing I’ve seen in a long time, my view from work pic.twitter.com/LDVsYhpVVL
— Donnell Anderson (@aggravatedman) December 5, 2018
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https://twitter.com/_Breyonnn/status/684826498830864384
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My son got mad at me yesterday and opened all the bananas in the house. What type of passive aggressive monster… pic.twitter.com/4p2Ucqh9NF
— Vic (@VictorPopeJr) March 9, 2016
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My roommates fight over the AC has escalated to passive aggressive fridge notes! Look what my Jamaican roommate said pic.twitter.com/pYtbvXca6D
— la loba (@vickto_willy) November 17, 2016
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https://twitter.com/ashhbradley/status/1031728993081409536
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Lol my mom has fought with so many of her friends that this picture is just of her w/ a bunch of no headed ladies pic.twitter.com/i1AlH3Troz
— Tam Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) December 26, 2014
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https://twitter.com/adunkel2016/status/781529630926704640
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https://twitter.com/enokkamuanga/status/808782254331854848
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One time my ex was really mad at me after we broke things off & he sent me this & never talked to me again pic.twitter.com/275VRQZgHo
— Andy Rose (@andyyrose__) July 24, 2017
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https://twitter.com/greenbeangrrl/status/998692002676944896
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Coffee shop.
People next to me are loud and rude. They just found the perfect name for their new business.
I just bought the domain name.
— Khalil (@sehnaoui) May 17, 2017
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This is the most passive aggressive thing i've seen in a while pic.twitter.com/fEgpCRCeKY
— TiaTamera Addams #桜 (@TBHer_) November 24, 2017
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This is my favorite band break-up notice ever. pic.twitter.com/WsIq1i2d6p
— Conor Sullivan (@conortheconor) November 26, 2018
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https://twitter.com/ollietttaa/status/1029218346179284992
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https://twitter.com/StussyTheGoat/status/1065260694545797120
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https://twitter.com/dazed_dez/status/872586483277811712
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In high school I called my ex while drunk and the next day she changed her MySpace profile song to Call Me When Youre Sober by Evanescence
— lint licker (@JakeNbakeX) July 12, 2017
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