15 Tweets Everyone Should’ve Read This Week
The most popular tweets of the week. Well, the best ones I could find this week anyway.
What do you want from me? There’s a lot of tweets. I’m only one man.
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https://twitter.com/maddiwray6/status/1156680276753506304
2.
Can we stop screwing around and just frost the whole pop tart? We have the technology
— *sigh*clops (@aotakeo) July 29, 2019
3.
https://twitter.com/kristineberch/status/1155946760193245184
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https://twitter.com/ayeeelyse/status/1155203904658788352
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https://twitter.com/beebinch/status/1154426474935541762
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I’m at Sephora and the makeup artist asked this woman if she was allergic to anything and she said “shrimp”
— Sam Reece (@ItSamReece) January 27, 2019
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https://twitter.com/Caissie/status/1155873627331387392
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Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) July 25, 2019
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https://twitter.com/bridgetgillard/status/1156741361095315458
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https://twitter.com/jaboukie/status/1156728527284297728
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https://twitter.com/KrangTNelson/status/1153807275032625155
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[COSMO HEADLINE] Six Moves To Drive Your Man Wild In Bed pic.twitter.com/PvieCx16Vd
— Michal Shafrir (@Miexriir) July 31, 2019
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The first time they show Margot Robbie’s feet in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, a woman in front of me said “there’s the feet!”
— mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) July 28, 2019
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— ceeks (@70Ceeks) July 26, 2019
15.
Men want me. Women want to be me. Horses want to stomp me to death with their hooves. Worms want to tie themselves together to form a rope that strangles me in my sleep. But it's the birds who hate me most of all.
— Thing Bad (@Merman_Melville) August 1, 2019