Mike
The most popular tweets of the week. Well, the best ones I could find this week anyway.
What do you want from me? There’s a lot of tweets. I’m only one man.
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https://twitter.com/maddiwray6/status/1156680276753506304
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Can we stop screwing around and just frost the whole pop tart? We have the technology
— *sigh*clops (@DadZZZasleep) July 29, 2019
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I didn’t answer my brothers FaceTime call and this is what I received pic.twitter.com/lzZTdluhqg
— Kristine Berchtold (@kristineberch) July 29, 2019
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Was being responsible and didn’t drive home after happy hour last night. Came back to pick up my car and it’s in a fucking farmers market. pic.twitter.com/JXSwnrpPFj
— Elyse (@ayeeelyse) July 27, 2019
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life imitates art pic.twitter.com/p4hOYBTNKX
— insta gram user bee binch (@beebinch) July 25, 2019
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I’m at Sephora and the makeup artist asked this woman if she was allergic to anything and she said “shrimp”
— Sam Reece (@SamanthaaaReece) January 27, 2019
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So many songs about partying all night, being up all night. We need more songs about leaving at a reasonable time & getting 8 hours of sleep. We need songs about how there was gonna be a party but nobody could agree on a date so there’s been an indefinite rain check.
— Caissie St.Onge (@Caissie) July 29, 2019
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Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.
— Doth (@DothTheDoth) July 25, 2019
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Joe Biden's climate plan: Well young lady I'll be dead
— Bridget Read (@bridgetgillard) August 1, 2019
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the key to unlocking your creativity is never learning how to do math and then having to resort to exploiting your experiences and traumas for content
— jaboukie? (@jaboukie) August 1, 2019
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thinking abt the scene in Men in Black where tommy lee jones is showing will smith all the technology they’ve borrowed from alien visitors and is like “one day this will replace the CD” and it’s just a slightly smaller CD pic.twitter.com/vCNjMDvAZw
— unlicensed professional (@KrangTNelson) July 23, 2019
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[COSMO HEADLINE] Six Moves To Drive Your Man Wild In Bed pic.twitter.com/PvieCx16Vd
— Michal (@Miexriir) July 31, 2019
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The first time they show Margot Robbie’s feet in Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, a woman in front of me said “there’s the feet!”
— Mike Ginn (@shutupmikeginn) July 28, 2019
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— ceeks (@70Ceeks) July 26, 2019
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Men want me. Women want to be me. Horses want to stomp me to death with their hooves. Worms want to tie themselves together to form a rope that strangles me in my sleep. But it's the birds who hate me most of all.
— Mmm? (@Merman_Melville) August 1, 2019