15 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Trader Joe's Employees

From $2 wine to $2 wine, there are many reasons Trader Joe’s has a cult-like following, but I like to think their suspiciously friendly, bell-ringing, Jimmy Buffet-looking employees are a big draw.

Here are some of the funniest tweets about Trader Joe’s employees that we had time to find while making this post.

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If the Trader Joe's cashier doesn't say "I love these" about anything you're buying, you have to put it all back and start over. #sorrybro

— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) May 2, 2013

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Trader Joe's employees are legally required to scan one item in your cart and say "ooh these are dangerous"

— marc (@msnetiker) July 29, 2019

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name one mental health professional that could teach me as much about emotional intimacy as a Trader Joe’s cashier

— rachel yara (@bugposting) February 19, 2019

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https://twitter.com/wren_needs_rest/status/1105241390043316224

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https://twitter.com/preslatte/status/1098771538247991296

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https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/728643665535614978

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The cashier at trader joes was so nice to me that when I walked out of the store I thought "should I go back in"

— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) April 30, 2016

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Me picking the hottest Trader Joe’s cashier to checkout with pic.twitter.com/L136Hpkz0d

— cayne (@c0mic_sans) June 4, 2019

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when the Trader Joe's cashier flirts with another customer I get jealous and buy a second frozen pizza so he thinks I'm having fun tonight

— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) August 18, 2016

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I told my therapist, "I just want to be as happy as a Trader Joe's cashier."

— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 1, 2019

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https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/871252928530595840

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Trader Joe’s employee discovering you don’t have your own bags pic.twitter.com/bVxNqruwSD

— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) February 28, 2019

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I’ve never met a Trader Joe’s cashier who I didn’t want to officiate my wedding

— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) April 27, 2019

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[robbery]
ME: put all the money in a bag!
TRADER JOE'S EMPLOYEE: oh, you don't have your own?

— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) May 27, 2016

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TRADER JOE’S HIRING MANAGER: Last question – would you say you have a brazen sexual confidence about you?

TRADER JOE’S CASHIER: *unwavering eye contact* How’s YOUR night going?

TRADER JOE’S HIRING MANAGER: okay, you’re hired

— Michelle Markowitz (@michmarkowitz) November 28, 2017

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