15 Hilariously Accurate Tweets About Trader Joe’s Employees
From $2 wine to $2 wine, there are many reasons Trader Joe’s has a cult-like following, but I like to think their suspiciously friendly, bell-ringing, Jimmy Buffet-looking employees are a big draw.
Here are some of the funniest tweets about Trader Joe’s employees that we had time to find while making this post.
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https://twitter.com/KarenKilgariff/status/330084202185887744
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Trader Joe's employees are legally required to scan one item in your cart and say "ooh these are dangerous"
— marc (@msnetik) July 29, 2019
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name one mental health professional that could teach me as much about emotional intimacy as a Trader Joe’s cashier
— rachel yara (@bugposting) February 19, 2019
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Trader Joe's Cashier:https://t.co/CglQ46Ulq9— ˗ˏˋ 𝑤𝑟𝑒𝑛 ˊˎ˗ (@wrenneedsrest) March 11, 2019
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https://twitter.com/preslatte/status/1098771538247991296
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https://twitter.com/aparnapkin/status/728643665535614978
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The cashier at trader joes was so nice to me that when I walked out of the store I thought "should I go back in"
— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) April 30, 2016
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https://twitter.com/c0mic_sans/status/1136050552108924928
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when the Trader Joe's cashier flirts with another customer I get jealous and buy a second frozen pizza so he thinks I'm having fun tonight
— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) August 18, 2016
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I told my therapist, "I just want to be as happy as a Trader Joe's cashier."
— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 1, 2019
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https://twitter.com/chrissyteigen/status/871252928530595840
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Trader Joe’s employee discovering you don’t have your own bags pic.twitter.com/bVxNqruwSD
— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) February 28, 2019
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I’ve never met a Trader Joe’s cashier who I didn’t want to officiate my wedding
— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) April 27, 2019
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[robbery]
ME: put all the money in a bag!
TRADER JOE'S EMPLOYEE: oh, you don't have your own?— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) May 27, 2016
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TRADER JOE’S HIRING MANAGER: Last question – would you say you have a brazen sexual confidence about you?
TRADER JOE’S CASHIER: *unwavering eye contact* How’s YOUR night going?
TRADER JOE’S HIRING MANAGER: okay, you’re hired
— Michelle Markowitz (@michmarkowitz) November 28, 2017
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