From $2 wine to $2 wine, there are many reasons Trader Joe’s has a cult-like following, but I like to think their suspiciously friendly, bell-ringing, Jimmy Buffet-looking employees are a big draw.
Here are some of the funniest tweets about Trader Joe’s employees that we had time to find while making this post.
If the Trader Joe's cashier doesn't say "I love these" about anything you're buying, you have to put it all back and start over. #sorrybro— Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) May 2, 2013
Trader Joe's employees are legally required to scan one item in your cart and say "ooh these are dangerous"— Marc (@MarcSnetiker) July 29, 2019
name one mental health professional that could teach me as much about emotional intimacy as a Trader Joe’s cashier— ask not for whom the bug posts (@BUGPOSTING) February 19, 2019
Me:— ˗ˏˋ wren ˊˎ˗ (@wren_needs_rest) March 11, 2019
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the Trader Joe’s cashier just finished bagging my groceries and asked me “what are you passionate about?” ....I don’t think my last boyfriend even got that intimate with me— presley (@preslatte) February 22, 2019
You know you're on a bad date when they all like "Thanks for coming to Trader Joe's!"— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) May 6, 2016
The cashier at trader joes was so nice to me that when I walked out of the store I thought "should I go back in"— audrey farnsworth (@audipenny) April 30, 2016
Me picking the hottest Trader Joe’s cashier to checkout with pic.twitter.com/L136Hpkz0d— 🤠 (@c0mic_sans) June 4, 2019
when the Trader Joe's cashier flirts with another customer I get jealous and buy a second frozen pizza so he thinks I'm having fun tonight— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) August 18, 2016
I told my therapist, "I just want to be as happy as a Trader Joe's cashier."— Conan O'Brien (@ConanOBrien) May 1, 2019
i can't tell who is an employee and who is a customer at trader joe's or southwest airlines— christine teigen (@chrissyteigen) June 4, 2017
Trader Joe’s employee discovering you don’t have your own bags pic.twitter.com/bVxNqruwSD— Alyssa Limperis (@alyssalimp) February 28, 2019
I’ve never met a Trader Joe’s cashier who I didn’t want to officiate my wedding— Julia Claire (@ohJuliatweets) April 27, 2019
[robbery]— the garbage shit boy (@davedittell) May 27, 2016
ME: put all the money in a bag!
TRADER JOE'S EMPLOYEE: oh, you don't have your own?
TRADER JOE’S HIRING MANAGER: Last question – would you say you have a brazen sexual confidence about you?
TRADER JOE’S CASHIER: *unwavering eye contact* How’s YOUR night going?
TRADER JOE’S HIRING MANAGER: okay, you’re hired
— Michelle Markowitz (@michmarkowitz) November 28, 2017
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