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Four Loko Seltzer is now a thing. For better or worse.
(Worse.)
The brand just announced a new Four Loko seltzer, jumping on the trend of alcoholic fizzy drinks that have recently had a surge in popularity.
No big deal, except Four Loko, is back on its bullsh*t. Four Loko seltzers have an ABV of 14%.
For comparison, their rival White Claw seltzer is 5 percent alcohol.
and I OOP- pic.twitter.com/weunHyIMfm
— Four Loko (@fourloko) August 14, 2019
Got Four Loko trending in the U.S.pic.twitter.com/muKbAujyMB
— Four Loko (@fourloko) August 14, 2019
The news has Four Loko trending on Twitter again as people discuss exactly how much of their first can of Four Loko Sour Seltzer they’ll get through before either dying or marrying a dog. This isn’t how I want to go out, but summer is almost over. You gotta live while the Four Loko is cold.
1.
No one:
Four Loko: heard yall wanted to die https://t.co/5TPCrKRxDD
— Anti-Fascist ☭ (@brownasfuck) August 14, 2019
2.
me seeing that Four Loko now has hard seltzer with FOURTEEN PERCENT alcohol pic.twitter.com/MNSwI4RAlJ
— allison (@notblueperson) August 14, 2019
3.
Me buying and drinking the four loko seltzer’s simply because they’re 14% alcohol pic.twitter.com/x5lsfaeBqW
— Huner With a T (@hrobi36) August 14, 2019
4.
If you drink the new four loko seltzer all the memories that were wiped from drinking original four loko come rushing back
— Topshelf Tyson (@topshelftyson) August 14, 2019
5.
Four Loko Fall > Hot Girl Summer
— Emily Lam (@malylime) August 13, 2019
6.
No one:
Four Loko: Ya’ll want to see a dead body?
— Daejuan Jacobs (@fractalcomic) August 14, 2019
7.
Me the next day after blacking out because of Four Loko Seltzer pic.twitter.com/GeW89kK65g
— Follow (@Kofie) August 13, 2019
8.
white claw: “only 100 calories and 5% ABV hehe girls night!”
four loko seltzer: “14% who’s ready to die”
— Benjamin A. Vorwerk (@bvorwerk) August 14, 2019
9.
Four Loko coming out with a seltzer is like your toxic ex becoming hot and guess who’s crawling back baby
— salad (@defnotsally) August 14, 2019
10.
I ain't tryna drink anymore.
The new Four Loko: pic.twitter.com/NCBg84hapN
— FRANK (@Frrrranko) August 14, 2019
11.
My Brain Cells when i reintroduce Four Loko into my diet pic.twitter.com/AYbpfBfQSs
— Roc (@hardROClife) August 14, 2019
12.
Me: “I mean it’s just a spiked seltzer right?”
*buys two Four Loko Sour Seltzer with a Hint of Blue Razz*
Me 48 hours later and in Panama: pic.twitter.com/0cV4yhZPRJ
— Spenser Harvey (@SpenserHarvey) August 14, 2019
13.
accidentally mixed McDonalds Sprite and the Four Loko seltzer and now my name is
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— Kellen (@captainkalvis) August 14, 2019
14.
White Claw: we’re 5% ABV and trendier than beer
Natty Seltzer: we’re 6% ABV, fuck you White Claw
PBR Seltzer: we’re 8% ABV and you don’t have to be embarrassed by being caught with a Natty post-college
Four Loko Seltzer: WE’RE 14% ABV AND THERES A 50% CHANCE YOU DIE
— Jill (@JillHurley18) August 14, 2019
15.
“Isn’t 14% too much?”
Four loko CEO: pic.twitter.com/XNZ2IFnY7P
— J. Barrientos (@glassofsapphire) August 14, 2019
16.
Four Loko seltzer with a 14% ABV is exactly what we as a society deserve right now
— Kendra🏴☠️ (@kendrawcandraw) August 14, 2019
17.
When you just gave up alcohol but Four Loko wants to come out with the new shit pic.twitter.com/Gfp3H3Bijf
— And I Oop- (@Jayonce_Inc) August 14, 2019
18.
Three sips of a Four Loko seltzer and I’ll be getting back together with my ex. I guarantee it.
— maybe: clare (@clur19) August 14, 2019
19.
— Guevara (@Guevara__dj) August 13, 2019
20.
drinking White Claw v. drinking Four Loko seltzer pic.twitter.com/SADTZcH4YJ
— pwnteam (@pwnteam) August 14, 2019
21.
— Chasé (@ChaseFetsk0) August 14, 2019
22.
Man I didn’t think this was how we were gonna go 😓🤕 pic.twitter.com/htscj3tlgx
— wilted rose (@easybleezy) August 13, 2019
23.
— Zainab Javed (@zrjaved) August 13, 2019
24.
me: who would ever drink 4Lokos again in 2019?
also me: pic.twitter.com/7gdgErLAaz
— jesus (@heyzeus7) August 14, 2019
25.
your liver when it sees you’re about to drink that new four loko: pic.twitter.com/abdK53U23p
— Xavier Rhone (@x_rhone5150) August 14, 2019
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