21 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week

While Mike Primavera already does a pretty damn good job with his coed weekly funny tweet roundup, we also think that until women get paid as much as men, it’s our duty to single out funny female tweets. Here’s what fire the funny ladies of the Tweeter brought this week.

DISCLAIMER: the headline “23 Women Who Made Us Pee Our Pants Laughing This Week” is a bit misleading. Truth be told, no one makes us pee our pants. We do it because we like it.

1.

There is no heterosexual reason as to why Velma would know that sound is what Daphne makes. https://t.co/lIklLxPLuG

— SpiderNoir (@kylaTea) August 29, 2019

2.

Accidentally used the dog's shampoo today, and I'm feeling like such a good girl.

— Aimee Helene (@AimeeHelene1) August 26, 2019

3.

My Target receipts
pic.twitter.com/pbSitTCj4n

— Angie Thomas (@angiecthomas) August 27, 2019

4.

every time I step in sephora I get a new insecurity I’ve never heard of. oh this cream makes my skin less loud? oh holy shit. oh thank god

— Sarah Lazarus (@sarahclazarus) August 17, 2019

5.

https://twitter.com/marybethbarone/status/1166483640194404359

6.

Meeting your boyfriend's ex pic.twitter.com/SeDyU5uuHR

— Anya Volz (@AnyaVolz) August 24, 2019

7.

https://twitter.com/personallyrich/status/1167143847425495040

8.

https://twitter.com/sonyahuber/status/1166473570760962050

9.

when u ask ur boyfriend to buy u tampons pic.twitter.com/FmcKUGGkrG

— Brogan (@broganpaget) August 25, 2019

10.

https://twitter.com/calistagif/status/1166736958196015104

11.

Forever 21 sounds more like a witch’s curse than a clothing store.

— The Volatile Mermaid (@OhNoSheTwitnt) August 29, 2019

12.

when i see one (1) spider pic.twitter.com/0naDZovtOg

— sara david (@SaraQDavid) August 27, 2019

13.

https://twitter.com/Party_Harderson/status/1166087651339853825

14.

https://twitter.com/meaghano/status/1166717427863830528

15.

sad lampshade making sad biscuits pic.twitter.com/ixx77K4tQM

— Laurazepam (@andlikelaura) August 28, 2019

16.

you stop worrying about tattoos looking stupid when you realise how embarrassing all bodies are. they’re horrid. all wet inside, got legs & arms dangling about the place. and do not get me started on teeth. so you might as well get that tattoo of betty white on a skateboard imo

— Beth McColl (@imbethmccoll) August 27, 2019

17.

Boob owners listen

Small boob owners were often teased, compared to boys & feel too flat to be feminine/desirable

Big boob owners were often over sexualized, don’t fit popular fashion & feel too big to be fem/desirable

But we must unite to fight the real enemy: Climate change

— GL (@gldivittorio) August 26, 2019

18.

when characters in musicals transition from speaking to singing pic.twitter.com/YwZwsIZOBN

— liva (@realchoppedliva) August 27, 2019

19.

guys what if the kool aid man is filled with blood

— Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) August 30, 2019

20.

The new all-white That’s So Raven remake looks TERRIBLE pic.twitter.com/Bj4qZNcJYB

— Sofiya Alexandra (@TheSofiya) August 26, 2019

21.

https://twitter.com/daynamcalpine_/status/1164933664716836871

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