Pleated Jeans
Older generations tend to look down upon younger generations. In their eyes, millennials and Gen Z’ers are lazy, lack work ethic, and don’t know what it’s like to have a hard life like they did in their day. These are obviously ridiculous and unfair generalizations, but Ok Boomer, whatever gets you through the day.
However, those of us in our teens, twenties and even thirties know that life is totally different now than it was 50 or even 20 years ago. That’s why these jokes resonate so much and will have anyone under the age of 40 rolling with laughter.
1.
Can we make a reality show where we make baby boomers try applying to jobs for the first time in 30 years using their own advice, and see how quickly they have a mental breakdown?
— Tyler Mead (@Meadbymead) August 6, 2019
2.
Here we go again
Boomers: video games glorify violence
Video games: pic.twitter.com/3yOkVPM5Hq
— ☁️inventor of nostalgia☁️ (@24framesofnick) August 5, 2019
3.
waiter: can I get you guys anything else?
dickhead boomer: yeah, a million bucks
waiter that wants a tip: pic.twitter.com/K445expLGF
— Beans After Dark (@goodbeanalt) August 8, 2019
4.
me: hey! how are y’all d-
boomers: 2 WATERS W/ LEMON NO ICE BRING A BOWL OF LEMONS & THE BREAD BETTER BE HOT & EXTRA BUTTER BUT WE DONT KNOW WHAT WE WANT TO EAT YET SO DONT RUSH US
me: ….anyways welcome to ******** my name is rebekah i will be your server for this afternoon
— possum with a banjo (@rabbeckaa) September 1, 2019
5.
yes finally a movie about defeating the baby boomers https://t.co/4TsHMOvNah
— jessica albaquerque (@alifanacct) September 18, 2018
6.
boomers: millennials are *immoral* and only think about themselves
millennials: *sweating* would fleeing into the woods lower my environmental impact? am I supporting CEOs who are jerks to women? will I go to the Bad Place for drinking almond milk
— the library haunter 🦉🎃 (@SketchesbyBoze) August 31, 2019
7.
SENIOR YEAR (2022): three intrepid teenagers disguise themselves as baby boomers to get an education without going $40,000 in debt https://t.co/UOo9HqatKC
— Gerry Canavan (@gerrycanavan) June 11, 2019
8.
┏┓
┃┃╱╲ In this
┃╱╱╲╲ house
╱╱╭╮╲╲ we rent
▔▏┗┛▕▔ an apartment
╱▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔▔╲
because boomers fucked
up the economy so bad
that owning property
is an unattainable fantasy
for our generation
╱╱┏┳┓╭╮┏┳┓ ╲╲
▔▏┗┻┛┃┃┗┻┛▕▔— Dan Ozzi (@danozzi) March 8, 2019
9.
Every boomer knows someone who swears they saw a panhandler walk off their corner, take off their rags to reveal a three piece suit underneath and drive off in a jaguar
— 👻 spooky homie 👻 (@KWholesaler) August 26, 2019
10.
why are old people so obsessed with holes in jeans but don’t give a fuck about the hole they put in the ozone lmao fucken boomer bitches
— Kellen (@captainkalvis) July 22, 2019
11.
baby boomers: millennials are SO ENTITLED!
also baby boomers: hey can you work on your day off and do something that is out of your job description but we wont pay you for the extra work pwetty pwease hehe now look at MY SON’S BABY PICTURES
— cabbage (@pahtch) November 25, 2018
12.
Baby boomers: Why don't you just call/drop in and see if they're hiring??
Job descriptions: do NOT call this office or so help me god I will cut your head off and dropkick it through your mother's front window you fucking animals
— simon ferocious (@_oatcake) June 6, 2019
13.
Another baby boomer at work looked at the tattoo on my arm and said “you know those are permanent right” and i said no
— Deyoncé (@deelalz) August 31, 2018
14.
Sounds a lot like the home economics curriculum cut from budgets when boomers decided standardized test scores were priority https://t.co/FSFcqchhg7
— Angela Davis (@TheKitchenista) January 17, 2019
15.
“This generation can’t take a joke”
Our entire generation laughs at fucking internet memes all day long we just don’t like racist jokes
— bee (@ahoybailey) August 22, 2015
16.
me: student loans are crippling our generation
person that types with their index fingers and can’t rotate a pdf: i bought my house with three buttons and a carton of camels in 1974
— Skoog (@Skoog) May 4, 2019
17.
Baby Boomers did that thing where you leave a single square of toilet paper on the roll and pretend it’s not your turn to change it but with a whole society
— Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) July 1, 2019
18.
i think that student loan forgiveness does a disservice to boomers like me, who paid for college fair and square using six nickels i found under my grandma’s couch
— Law Boy, Esq. (@The_Law_Boy) June 25, 2019
19.
good metaphor for the boomer generation right here https://t.co/RqnR15V3VT
— BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) August 22, 2019
20.
My boomer dad, whom I love, has very weird ideas about how work works
Me: 2 people just quit at my job
him: ah! So they’re gonna promote you now?
Me: what, why would they do that? Now I just do 3 people’s work
him: but they have to pay you more now?
Me:— roll me through the gates of hell (@bitterkarella) August 12, 2019
21.
Boomers: I heard she went to *looks around nervously* *whispers* ᵀʰᵉʳᵃᵖʸ
Millennials/Gen Z: LMAOOOO YALL GUESS WHAT MY THERAPIST TOLD ME TODAY
— Jordan Lancaster (@jordylancaster) July 25, 2019
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