Mike
Some animals are terrifying simple due to their nature. Sharks, spiders, and Jaguars are all scary because we know what they do to their prey. But some animals possess a threatening aura. They radiate powerful energy that makes you uncomfortable but you can’t quite put your finger on why.
Here are some of those magical creatures.
1. Someone’s ankle is getting bit.
2. The pigeon Gotham deserves.
3. Batcat.
4. Pervert.
5. This looks like the first seal to stab a guy.
6. Hugh Jackman really got in shape for those Wolverine movies.
7. Punk rock isn’t dead.
8. When you give your tortoise Kool-Aid.
9. Wilber scoffed when they told him horses can’t walk down stairs, but they were right.
10. Summoning the old gods.
11. Cursed circle-jerk.
12. A cult I’d be willing to join.
13. I’ve never seen a toad so sick of my shit.
14. 🎵 Workin’ on our night moos 🎵
15. Whiskers wasn’t just going to steal Christmas like that lazy Grinch. He was going to burn it all to the ground.
16. The upstairs belongs to them now.
17. When your Uber driver is a little sketchy but you gotta get home.
18. Who you gonna call? Ghostbusters or animal control?
19. Cat or NPC with an available quest?
20. Soon…
21. Join us, won’t you?
22. Unlikely animal friendships.
23. Now that’s a spicy meat-a-ball.
24. Have as many crackers as you want just please don’t hurt my family.
25. There’s just never enough lazer cat storage in homes these days.
26. Behold a ceramic pig, and its rider’s name was Death.
27. Freaky Friday.
28. My precioussssss.
29. Poe tried to warn us.
30. Does this bird want to speak to my manager?
31. The density of a collapsing sun.
32. Wondering what those Budweiser frogs are up to these days? Crime.
33. Amazing this is what our galaxy looks like from far away.
34. Go ahead, coward. Hot those wiper blades. See what happens.
35. Old Lady Leary is a lair. You saw nothing.
