17 Sentences You Probably Thought Have Never Been Written, But Sadly You Are Wrong

With a finite amount of words and thousands of years of humans being able to speak, you’d think we’d have already said everything there is to be said. Nope. These folks somehow managed to say something so random it was for the first time in human history, even if it didn’t need to be said. I’m glad they did though.

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Mike Primavera

Mike Primavera is a Chicago-based comedy writer even though he doesn't HAVE to work. He lives comfortably off of his family's pasta fortune. Follow him on all social media at @primawesome