Mike
Look, I get why you’d Photoshop your pictures. Everything on Instagram looks absolutely perfect so anything less than that looks like crap. But if you’re going through the trouble of altering your photos, I don’t know, maybe take a tutorial so you don’t end up looking like a tan Michelin Man instead of a buff bro.
1. “World traveler.”
2. I get more and more uncomfortable the longer I look at it.
3. Abs or did sleep face down in a hammock?
4. The roof tells a much different story.
5. Do you even lift, bro? Oh.
6. Is she made of Legos?
7. Good thing she added a volleyball.
8. Please don’t eat my soul. I have a family.
9. I know where Santa stuck that lump of coal.
10. Are the dogs even real?
11. I think I’ve seen this before…
…oh yeah.
12. From Incel to N’Sync.
13. What kind of Furby is this?
14. A lot going on here. I hate all of it.
15. Motherfucker looks like he’d hop out of a tree and try to sell you some cookies.
